Decades on the porch… haze of the blaze… Still waitin’ on the flying saucer to save the day Self appointed Pentagon PowerPoint pushers “Unidentified anomalous phenomena” — fancy way to say “We still don’t know shit but trust us anyway” burnin’ through the stash Watchin’ the same damn stars do the same damn dance No lizard, no grey, no tall blonde babe Just me and the munchies and another government tape What took you so fuckin’ long? Zip by, say hi, come get high! What took you so fuckin’ long? Dealer first — then the sky! Lizard, grey, or cake-people crew I’ve been waitin’ in the haze for you Any day now… any day now… (yeah right) Maybe you’re just shy Maybe the government already got you high Maybe you’re allergic to skunk and bad jokes Or maybe this whole circus is just smoke… and more smoke What took you so fuckin’ long? Zip by, say hi, come get high! What took you so fuckin’ long? Dealer first — then the sky! Lizard, grey, or cake-people crew I’ve been waitin’ in the haze for you Any day now… any day now… (yeah right… still waitin’) [Fiddle + kazoo fade, chopped vocals] …nothing fly by… …nothing say hi… …just me and the sky… …and the same old lie…
