[Intro] One, two, three, four! (Ahhhh!) Yo, what the hell?! [Verse 1] Wake up, grab my phone, No notifications—I'm all alone. (What?!) Bars gone, can’t scroll the ‘Gram, Tried to refresh, but the page went BAM! (404!) No TikTok, no funny memes, Netflix frozen on the title screen. I’m sittin’ here like, “Bro, what now?!” Brain on E, like my data ran out. [Chorus] Wi-Fi's out, I'm freakin' out! Can’t text, can’t scroll, can’t live without! Stuck here talkin’ to myself— Wait, do I even like myself?! (Hell no!) [Verse 2] Router lights blinkin’, laughin’ at me, Restarted twice, still no IP. (Ugh!) Called tech support, they put me on hold, Playin’ smooth jazz while my soul went cold. (Doo-doo-doo…) Stared at the wall, had a small breakdown, Tried to read a book—man, I feel like a clown. (Lame!) No Discord, no Reddit, can’t Google what’s wrong, Might write my own obituary song! (RIP!) [Chorus] Wi-Fi's out, I'm freakin' out! Can’t text, can’t scroll, can’t live without! Stuck here talkin’ to myself— Wait, do I even like myself?! (Hell no!) [Bridge] I tried to go outside… (Bad idea.) Sun too bright, sky too wide. (Where’s the filter?!) Talked to my neighbor—face to face?! Bro, real life got terrible interface. [Breakdown] (Beat drops, chugging guitars) Checked my phone—no change, still dead, I’m startin’ to think… I might use my head? (Nahhh!) But just as I cracked and picked up a book… Wi-Fi rebooted! Yo, I’m off the hook! (Cheehoo!) [Chorus] Wi-Fi's out, I'm freakin' out! Can’t text, can’t scroll, can’t live without! Stuck here talkin’ to myself— Wait, do I even like myself?! (Hell no!) [Outro] One hour offline, felt like ten years… But now I’m back, baby—livin’ with no fears! (Buffering…) …Wait, what? NOOOOO!
