[Intro]"Oh" Canada, our home and Native Land. Home of the fries and gravy, and teenage Bieber bands, free healthcare for the people, and strict personal firearm bans. Well hello there, don't Cha know, every year we shovel snow, we like telling jokes, were are the north snowmexico, and our leader is a bitch, the blackface J Trudeau. We like to say 'Eh' and we love off-road, we use big fat moose in our donkey show, we have the royal mounties and their attitudes blow, the nature here is pretty but morals are low. If you come and visit please bring some smokes, Newports are band but we have casinos, our taxes are quite high we barely have the doe, to eat steak every night would be a godsend bro. Lumberjacks are gay we watch stupid shows, got plenty of the reefer thats one less woe, can't afford the gas and our country blows, The best band we have is the one called Rush, we all have suffered uncles naughty touch, we fuck our geese right up their butts, and we're smoking crack cause we find it clutch. Our beer kinda sucks but we don't admit it, playing pocket pool cause we bored as shit bitch, the wemon here are sleazy got them stripper fleas crotch itch, and the country full of Muslims cause our border laws suck shit. The bears here aren't friendly, don't try and pet them, they'll eat you up like you are a slim Jim, our jokes aren't funny were a bunch of gay men, our countrys full of queers and we all drink semen.
