[Verse 1] Hey, yo My name is Mumm-Ra, I'll make it stop, brah And when I get the munchies, I call it "crop-rah" When I put on my suit, I look proper I'm a cool guy, you're a poser Mumm-Ra, you know me, all my friends are mummies I could wrap you up in linen Hurry up, and tell me what you're gettin' I know that your time's just a-spinnin' You can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen I'll stick you with the business end of the trident You can call me Poseidon My face is just like my pyramid, so you can say it's chiseled You're so washed-up, your new name is "drizzle" You're so not with it, you can't even whistle And I won't stop until you say, "I quit" I'm the Mumm-Ra, I'm the one, bruh And when I get the munchies, I call it "crop-rah" When I put on my suit, I look proper I'm a cool guy, you're a poser Yeah, that's what I said, you're a poser Uh, let's go It's your turn now [Verse 2] Um, that was cool Yeah, it was I guess My turn I'm Tribal Guy, check my rhymes, I make you pay the fine You can't compare to me, my outfit is divine I'm such a king, you might as well call me a pharaoh When I step out of my house, I'm a scarecrow If you play with me, you'll need a neck brace And I'll send you on a permanent vacation If you step to me, you better get your shoes tied 'Cause I'll leave you in a mudslide My face is like my teepee, my face is teepee The only thing that's chiseled on your face is your teeth And you can call me Columbus, 'cause you're about to be discovered And I don't need no chariot to run you over I'm the Tribal Guy, I'm the one, bruh And when I get the munchies, I call it "crop-rah" When I put on my suit, I look proper I'm a cool guy, you're a poser Yeah, you're a poser You really are You're a poser I guess that's it I'm a cool guy, you're a poser