[Intro – Japanese] [Female vocal, cartoonish spoken delivery, deadpan comedic tone] [Customs stamp sound, cargo crane creak, comedic record-scratch SFX] [Soft shehnai sting, single dhol hit] 「メイド・イン・ジャパン」 のはずだった 開けてみれば ネジが3本足りない [Instrumental Build – dholak roll rising, shehnai riff, rising chiptune synth, alarm beep, glitch stutter edits, extended ~20 sec] [Verse 1 – English] [Female vocal, playful cartoonish delivery, squeaky and bouncy] [Bubblegum bass bounce, dholak groove, glitch hiccup edits] Label said Japan But it's held by tape [Female vocal, lower pitched cartoon voice, answering herself] Wobbles when it stands What a shape [Pre-Chorus – Japanese] [Female vocal, whispery cartoon delivery] [Sudden drop in energy, sparse tabla taps, broken rhythmic glitch] 返品しようにも 着払いだった [Instrumental Build-Up – dhol roll, filter sweep, snare roll, glitch stutter riser, shehnai rising line, extended ~20 sec] [Chorus 1 – Japanese × English] [Female vocal, double-tracked, exaggerated cartoonish delivery, catchy sing-along hook] [Full drop, dhol and dholak driving, sidechain bass, bright chiptune stabs, glitch-cut vocal chops] Rocket H 分解だ [Female vocal, comedic shout] Screwdriver, ready Rocket H 説明書は 読めない文字だけ [Instrumental Break – dhol breakdown, power-drill whirr, workshop tool SFX, glitch hop rhythmic breakdown, tabla fills, extended ~30 sec] [Verse 2 – Japanese × English] [Female vocal, cartoon character voice, bouncy] [Bouncy plucky bass, dholak groove, stutter-edit hits] Gの図面を [Female vocal, squeaky answer to herself] コピペでどうぞ [Female vocal, call and response with her own ad-libs] Overnight build スマホ片手にフル稼働 [Pre-Chorus 2 – English] [Female vocal, deadpan cartoon delivery] [Minimal texture, tabla taps, glitch hiccup accents] Manual? Never Instinct will do [Instrumental Build-Up – tension rising, dhol roll, riser SFX, shehnai wail, glitch stutter buildup, extended ~20 sec] [Chorus 2 – Japanese × English] [Female vocal, double-tracked, exaggerated cartoonish delivery, high energy] [Full drop, wobbly bass, dhol and dholak, comedic timing accents, glitch-chopped ad-libs] Rocket H 謎に完成 Somehow it flies Rocket H 宇宙へ―― [Female vocal, comedic shout] No warranty applies [Instrumental Break – factory alarm looped playfully, dhol and dholak breakdown, glitch hop stutter break, broken beat edits, extended ~30 sec] [Instrumental Reprise – melodic callback to Rocket G's chorus motif, shehnai lead over chiptune synth, glitch-textured transition, extended ~40 sec] [Final Chorus – Japanese × English] [Female vocal, layered, biggest cartoonish delivery, triumphant but ridiculous] [Biggest drop, layered synths, full dhol and dholak, shehnai hook, glitch-chopped ad-libs] Rocket H テープと根性 なぜか飛んだ 宇宙へ―― Blast, who knows why! 輸入も不良も どうでもよくなる スマホ片手の 急造英雄―― [Female vocal, softer] 理屈はいらなかった。 [Outro – Japanese] [Female vocal, deadpan cartoon narration, CM-style calm voice] [Instrumentation strips down to near silence, single sustained tone, extended ~20 sec] そして後日―― ロケットは ぴょん、ぴょん、と 跳んでいった。 [Soft boing SFX, bouncing away into the distance, fading] ラベルには 小さく 「安心の日本製」 [Final SFX – single soft chime, one last faint boing, fade out]
