[Verse] Jerry on the mound now He's a sight to behold With moves like thunder and a heart of gold Spinning balls and Pimpin' beats He's the life of the show A true beer legend Watch him go Rippin' up the batter's box He's got the moves so slick The crowd goes wild as he works his magic trick But it's not just his skills that make him a champ It's true and not a scam it's his 18-inch dick [Verse 2] Jerry the Stud He's got a wicked swing But it's not just his skill with the handle here's the thing Legends say he's got a secret that's quite absurd An 18-inch dong It's the talk of the world [Verse] Jerry on the mound now He's a sight to behold With moves like thunder and a heart of gold Spinning balls and Pimpin' beats He's the life of the show A true beer legend Watch him go Rippin' up the batter's box He's got the moves so slick The crowd goes wild as he works his magic trick But it's not just his skills that make him a champ It's true and not a scam it's his 18-inch dick [Verse 2] Jerry the Stud He's got a wicked swing But it's not just his skill with the handle here's the thing Legends say he's got a secret that's quite absurd An 18-inch dong It's the talk of the world [Musical Interlude] [Verse 3] Swingin’ one-handed he’s got that awkward stance, ’Cause he’s packin’ more weight than he can balance. Here's the thing, They say he’s all torque, twistin’ hips like a dance, But when he cracks that beercone, fans stand in a trance. [Chorus] Rippin' up the batter's box He's got the moves so slick The crowd goes wild as he works his magic trick But it's not just his skills that make him a champ It's true and not a scam it's his 18-inch dick [Bridge] With the Jim Siemen’s Award, he’s earned every inch, Standing proud as a stud, he never flinched. Eighteen inches of legend, they whisper his name, From the field to the bar, it’s all part of his fame. He’s swingin' that bat, got the crowd transfixed, 'Cause Jerry’s got more than just talent that sticks. [Chorus] Rippin' up the batter's box He's got the moves so slick The crowd goes wild as he works his magic trick But it's not just his skills that make him a champ It's true and not a scam it's his 18-inch dick [Musical Interlude] [Final Chorus] Rulin' the batter’s box, he’s packin' the thrill, An 18-inch story that fits the bill. He’s rockin' the field, makin' hearts skip quick, Jerry’s not just a champ—he’s the whole, uh... stick! [End]
