Danny DeVito is My Paralysis Demon

[Verse 1] I woke up at 3 a.m., couldn’t move my toes, Felt a presence in the corner, where the darkness grows. A shadow stepped forward, short and stout, With a sly little grin and a raspy shout: Pre-Chorus “It’s me, your fears, your late-night muse, Now let’s cause some chaos—Where’s the booze?!” [Chorus] Danny DeVito is my paralysis demon, He’s tap-dancing circles while I’m barely breathin’. Belching loudly and leaving beer cans I’m just happy that it’s not the Nightman! [Verse 2] He’s produced a glazed ham and a bottle of rum. He said “ I need your kitchen, I’ll show you how it’s done!” He used it to make his famous rum ham. He just started chewing on it and screaming, “hot damn!” [Pre-Chorus] “It’s OK man, didn’t mean to give you a scare!” “But if the cops come by, I was never here!” [Chorus] Danny DeVito is my paralysis demon, He’s waddling up my wall and across the ceiling Filming Cameos to make side cash from fans Couldn’t find the bathroom so he pissed in my plants [Bridge] He’s down to his underwear covered in Vaseline Crawling across the floor yelling, “I just want to be clean!” Knocks over my lamp, calls it “modern art,” and empties my cabinets into a shopping cart! [Chorus (Final)] Danny DeVito is my paralysis demon, The patron saint of chaotic dreamin’. Ate all my cat food and canned fish ripped a loud fart and said “See you later bitch!”