The Crooked Little Booty-Crack Song Verse 1 Our little baby’s cute as can be, With chubby cheeks and wiggly knees, Tiny toes and a button nose, And the sweetest smile wherever she goes. But when we change her diaper pack, We always spot that funny little crack— It leans to the left, then curves right back, She’s got a crooked little booty crack! Chorus Crooked little booty crack, Wiggle to the front, wiggle to the back! Bouncy-bouncy, pat-pat-pat, Nothing in the world is cuter than that! Crooked little booty line, Silly and sweet and one of a kind, Every tiny roll and every baby fold, Is more precious than a pot of gold! Verse 2 She kicks her feet and shakes her hips, Makes tiny bubbles with her lips, She coos all day and giggles all night, And somehow every diaper fits just right! She’s got milk in her belly and dreams in her head, A fuzzy little blanket and a cozy bed, But when that diaper comes off—surprise, surprise! That crooked little crack wins first prize! Chorus Crooked little booty crack, Wiggle to the front, wiggle to the back! Bouncy-bouncy, pat-pat-pat, Nothing in the world is cuter than that! Crooked little booty line, Silly and sweet and one of a kind, Every tiny roll and every baby fold, Is more precious than a pot of gold! Bridge Some cracks go straight like a railroad track, But hers took a turn and never looked back! A little zig here, a little zag there, With powder on her bottom and bows in her hair! She’s our tiny princess, our giggling girl, The cutest little baby in the whole wide world, From her precious head to her diapered caboose, She’s sweet as pie and silly as a goose! Final Chorus Crooked little booty crack, Wiggle-wiggle, never straighten that! Bouncy-bouncy, clap-clap-clap, Everybody sing the booty-crack rap! Crooked little booty line, Perfectly funny and perfectly fine, We love every inch, every giggle and grin— Our sweet little girl is a perfect ten! Outro So wiggle, little baby, wiggle all day, Let that crooked little booty lead the way! Left or right, it’s a natural fact— We love our baby and her crooked little crack!
