Woke up this morning, sneaky grin on my face Planned a little chaos all over the place Toothpaste in the fridge, whoopee cushions on chairs April Fool’s Day, I’m catching you unawares Laughing at the mess, I can’t hide my glee This is my holiday, come prank with me Gotcha again! (Ha!) You didn’t see it coming Slipped on a joke, my timing’s humming Pie in your face, or a fake bug crawl April Fool’s Day—I’ll prank you all! Phone switched to upside down, lights that flick and fade Rubber snakes, glitter bombs, mayhem homemade Neighbors are laughing, dog’s stealing the spoils Chaos is king, I’m ruling this April Fool’s soil Laughing at the mess, I can’t hide my glee This is my holiday, come prank with me Gotcha again! (Ha!) You didn’t see it coming Slipped on a joke, my timing’s humming Pie in your face, or a fake bug crawl April Fool’s Day—I’ll prank you all! Don’t trust the cupcakes, the chairs, or the door Everything’s a trick, who knows what’s in store? Laugh, dodge, scream, and play April Fool’s Day’s my holiday! Gotcha again! (Ha!) You didn’t see it coming Slipped on a joke, my timing’s humming Pie in your face, or a fake bug crawl April Fool’s Day—I’ll prank you all! Clock strikes midnight, the chaos winds down But tomorrow I’m plotting the best tricks in town Laugh, giggle, prank, and sway We live for April Fool’s Day!