×BAXEET BOYZ× Please good doctor Oh please please good doctor Us boys gotta little itch that needs a scratch Its comin from.down undah right next to our soul pole peenus patch We gotta get down to the doctah gotta get down to him fast We gonna drop our pants and take a stance Gonna pull and peel let him fondle and feel [Clesring throat sound] Now Let me take a look at your little situation Drop your pickle pressin pants for an examination If it burns when you dance, now that’s a complication You gotta take more care of your fuhk wrinkle reputation Now Hold still baby boys, this is an observation I'll diagnose your teeny tiny pecker infestation Step one, gotta try not to biggity bitch ass scream Cause Your body odor be smellin worse than it seems Who told you that your gritty groin glitter was clean And why is there a funky smellin fungus burstin from your ball seams? Now take a deep breath I’m gonna swab the peenus sore eye site This may sting a lil bit but don't be a little bitch aight? I’ve pulled some much stranger things from much stranger places tonight But You five back seat door boys are causin this good doctor's bliggity blight ``` Ohh please good doctor Please make it go away Oh please good doctor This rash it's stings please prescribe us some peenus spray Oh please please Good doctor [Speaking voice] Yuh better Take down notes, boys, this information be vital Drinkin water gets you harder for your dirty dihk drip recital Stop come swapping outfits behind the back stage door I found gloryhole glitter in your open anus hole sore Stop autographing come stained underwear Cause Boys That shit be a bacteria snare And never ever use the same Floss for your teeth For sharin the same towel when scrubbin down underneath Ya Gotta Wear cotton, not those thigh and crotch rottin tights They ve trappin your ball heat and breedin sweaty from undah ball cheese delights If it tingles your peenus pringle , please dont yuh fuhkin flex Thats only gonna spread whatever be lurkin down there next Now If you 5 boys do not heed my wiggity warning you gonna spread this groin gift of miggity mourning I have seen here a peenus plague biggity begin with you five flaky fools who fuhkin let it in So wash rinse repeat, repent, restrain your dirty desires or feed the fuhkin itch and stoke the dirty crotch fires For every under ball sack rash that goes unwashed and unchecked becomes a cawk blockin curse you all can come and collect Should the fever come again dont try to dance, or pretend Find my diggity doctor door before it spreads or soon all you backseat boys be the walking diggity dead ``` Ohh please good doctor Please make it go away Oh please good doctor So we can get some peenus play Oh please please Good doctor Ohh please good doctor Please make it go away Oh please good doctor We gotta ditch this this itch to get our peenus pumpin play Oh please oh please Good doctor [Music fades out]
