A Country Song

I'm sure y'all know the cliche That country singers have a bad day Their wife took the truck and left The dog died and they're bereft. But it all started with one Calamity A book found in the field under plow Leather bound with a face, you see The Necronomicon is my life now. I was just doing my work When the tractor gave a jerk I went to take a look and found this evil book THE NECRONOMICON! UUUUUHHHHHH! It seemed like an odd find on my little piece of land But it did capture my mind and showed me sites so grand Now I'm lost in its pages and chapters Oh what darkness, the void, the song, the rapture YOUR SOUL IS LOST WITHIN MY TOME! UUUUUUHHHHH Come join us tonight under the stars Open the book, turn the pages The elder gods from worlds so far Trapped in the dream for ages and ages I was just doing my work When the tractor gave a jerk I went to take a look and found this evil book I see everything... I see everything... I see everything... I see everything!