[Verse 1] Italianhippie in the chair Forty-three, he does not care Anime on one screen glowin’ Cats on the desk, slow blinkin’, knowin’ Herb in the air, controller warm PC fans hum, he likes the storm He says, “One run, then I’m out” Next thing he’s yelling at the mouse [Pre-Chorus] He found that game, oh no Now the hours never go One more room, one more fight “Just one more” turns into night [Chorus] Vampire Crawler, let him go Nope, nope, he says “let’s go” Vampire Crawler, feed his soul (Italianhippie) losing control Vampire Crawler, break that lock He wants every key, every boss, every stalk Vampire Crawler, can’t say no (It’s too damn good) and he knows [Verse 2] He’s doing runs with a grin Trying to unlock all the twins Every character, every blade Every cursed little hallway maze He pauses, smokes, then dives back in Sees a rare drop, gets that look again “Okay, this time I’ve got a plan” Then he forgets it in the second land [Pre-Chorus] He swears he’s done for the day Then the menu pulls him back New quest mark, fresh damn chase He’s already on attack [Chorus] Vampire Crawler, let him go Nope, nope, he says “let’s go” Vampire Crawler, feed his soul (Italianhippie) losing control Vampire Crawler, break that lock He wants every key, every boss, every stalk Vampire Crawler, can’t say no (It’s too damn good) and he knows [Bridge] At forty-three he’s still elite In slippers, making dead things bleed The cats all judge from the mat He says, “I’m fine with that” He laughs when the loot drops hard Like he just won some holy card Then he leans in, eyes on red “Alright, one more” is what he said [Final Chorus] Vampire Crawler, let him go Nope, nope, he says “let’s go” Vampire Crawler, feed his soul (Italianhippie) losing control Vampire Crawler, break that lock He wants every key, every boss, every stalk Vampire Crawler, can’t say no (It’s too damn good) and he knows [Outro] Italianhippie, don’t look now He’s on run twelve somehow Vampire Crawler, one more night (One more run) until daylight
