[Verse 1] Guy 1: Got a stew plan? Guy 2: Big-time stew plan. Guy 1: You mean soup? Guy 2: Say that again, you’re out. First, grab a pot A real big pot Not the one You used for socks Guy 1: Why socks? Guy 2: Don’t ask me now. Throw in beef chunks And a little salt Then stare at them Like they owe rent [Pre-Chorus] Guy 1: That’s your method? Guy 2: Confidence, baby. Onions in Carrots in Celery in Now we’re classy [Chorus] Stew, stew, stew Stir it slow Stew, stew, stew Let it grow If it boils hard You’ve gone too far Stew, stew, stew That’s the show (that’s the show) [Verse 2] Guy 1: Where’s the recipe? Guy 2: In my heart, man. Guy 1: That’s not paper. Guy 2: It’s very emotional. Add tomato paste A spoon, maybe two Then deglaze the pan Like you meant to do it Guy 1: What’s deglaze? Guy 2: Scrape the brown bits. Guy 1: Brown bits? Guy 2: Those are flavor’s shoes. [Pre-Chorus] Guy 1: This sounds suspicious. Guy 2: Smells expensive. Bay leaf in Potato in Maybe one beer For the cook [Chorus] Stew, stew, stew Stir it slow Stew, stew, stew Let it grow If it boils hard You’ve gone too far Stew, stew, stew That’s the show (that’s the show) [Bridge] Guy 1: How long now? Guy 2: Long enough. Guy 1: That’s not a time. Guy 2: Taste and trust. Guy 1: Taste and trust? Guy 2: We’re artists, dude. [Final Chorus] Stew, stew, stew Stir it slow Stew, stew, stew Let it grow If it’s still tough Give it one more hour Stew, stew, stew Now we’re proud (now we’re proud)
