Roadside Observations

[Verse 1] Grey Aygo in front of me Three faces in the back Monkey Hamster Koala— Aha. Mole. Left turn. Gone. [Instrumental] Six chairs by the road For sale. All six. [Verse 2] Two men by the roadside Two shovels One cigarette. Further on A tractor Car behind it Pulls out Car coming this way … Made it. [Instrumental] Roadworks. Number four today. Wait. Green. Twenty metres. Wait. [Verse 3] Hole in a tree Right at the bottom About this high About this wide Small door size. No door. [Instrumental] Horse and carriage In a front garden Been there for years. Still there. [Verse 4] Crooked road sign Tractor on a mailbox Hedge Half done COMMUNITY CHOIR NEEDS SINGERS [Brass break] A mast In a garden Tall mast. Small garden. What’s that for? [Verse 5] Geese. Crossing. One Two Three … Four Five … One stops. Another stops. I stop. … Around them. [Instrumental — full band] Maize getting high. Potatoes coming up. Another tractor. Another hedge. Nearly home.