[Verse 1] There it is Like a crime scene Tighty-whities by the bathmat Every. Single. Morning I tiptoe Like it might bite You say you "didn’t see it" How you sleep at night? [Chorus] Why you leaving your shitty underwear on the bathroom floor Like a flag that says "I live in a dorm" I’m not your maid I’m your mirror What you think I’m here for Pick it up Grow it up Don’t make me walk out the door ’Cause I’m so So done With your shitty underwear on the bathroom floor [Verse 2] Toothpaste On the faucet You scroll reels while I’m gagging You just laugh and toss it (really?) I love you But I swear If I see one more skid-marked souvenir I’m burning all your pairs [Chorus] Why you leaving your shitty underwear on the bathroom floor Like a trophy from a battle that you didn’t score I’m not your mom I’m not management I’m not keeping score Pick it up Grow it up Don’t make me pack up my drawers ’Cause I’m so So done With your shitty underwear on the bathroom floor [Bridge] [Band drops to toms and bass] This is my line in the sand In the grout In the tile Understand You say "Babe I’ll change I swear" Then I trip On another pair (come on) [Chorus] Why you leaving your shitty underwear on the bathroom floor Like a warning sign that I can’t ignore I want love Want touch But I just want you more When you care enough to clean up your war ’Cause I’m so So done Yeah I’m so So done With your shitty underwear on the bathroom floor [Outro] [Spoken Exasperated] Next pair I see? Out the window (Last warning.)
