the real magoosh

(Verse 1) Real friends tell you where to stick it When you're acting like a fool A real friend doesn't cup your balls When you're acting like a tool Good friends don't just jerk you off For behaving like an asshole True friends won't just wipe your ass When you're shitting in the casserole (Pre-chorus) Friends don't let friends drive drunk And friends don't let friends act a punk Friends won't just let friends be dicks A friend will tell a friend "You're a piece of shit" (Chorus) 'Cause that's what friends are for To keep you from actin' a whore To keep you from being a douche That friend is a real magoosh (Verse 2) Real friends tell you where to shove it When you're being a dipshit A real friend doesn't kiss your ass And make your poops their lipstick Friends don't go totally soft When you think you're a hardass Best friends will tell you you're wrong They'll sit your ass in the hard class (Pre-chorus) Friends don't let friends drive drunk And friends don't let friends act a punk Friends won't just let friends be dicks A friend will tell a friend "You're a piece of shit" (Chorus) 'Cause that's what friends are for To keep you from actin' a whore To keep you from being a douche That friend is a real magoosh (Guitar Solo) (Outro) Even if you do like the smell of your own bullshit There's really just no need to push it And the friend who is always there to tell you to hush it Well, that's the real magoosh, so fuck off and shut it Magoosh Look it up God bless