Hazardous Chemical Waste

I ate hazardous chemical waste Just because I liked the taste And because it would be based To eat hazardous chemical waste Three Mile Island? Three course meal of green goop for my belly to feel swallow it down, swallow it whole swallow it up until i'm full i'm a whore for plutonium when i see it, i'm moanin' "yum" give it a gulp, give it a chew and wash it down with Fukushima stew I ate hazardous chemical waste Just because I liked the taste And because it would be based To eat hazardous chemical waste Superfund? Superfun To guzzle barrels one by one Love Island, New York, and the Valley of the Drums All I need is a fucking Tums Is this heartburn or is my heart burning Palpitations, stomach's churning My doctor asked "what the fuck did you do" And I said, "Doctor, here's what's true" I ate hazardous chemical waste Just because I liked the taste And because it would be based To eat hazardous chemical waste (and he said I have) Thyroid cancer, male breast cancer Glioblastoma, that's not the best cancer Cancer of the mouth, cancer of the throat cancer of the lung, that's all she wrote Anxiety disorders, skin irritation From eating waste all across the nation Chromosome damage, leukemia too And a hundred other things that weren't ones I knew Like vasculitis and chloracne Which sounds like it isn't good for me But I know how to solve my problems posthaste Drink three more gallons of hazardous waste GLUG GLUG GLUG (what are you doing) GLUG GLUG GLUG (did you fill a gatorade bottle with chemical waste?) GLUG GLUG GLUG (put that down please) GLUG GLUG GLUG (you're spilling it on the floor) GLUG GLUG GLUG (there's a hole in my floor) GLUG GLUG GLUG (you're liable for damages) GLUG GLUG GLUG (you are very stupid) GLUG GLUG GLUG (get out of my office) I ran and I ran and I ran and I ran As fast as my muscular muscles can Out of the office and into the street (and shouted) HAZARDOUS WASTE IS GOOD TO EAT! I ate hazardous chemical waste Just because I liked the taste And because it would be based To eat hazardous chemical waste I ate hazardous chemical waste Just because I liked the taste And because it would be based To eat hazardous chemical waste MY LUNGS JUST EXPLODED (FUCK) MY HEART JUST EXPLODED (FUCK) MY LIVER JUST EXPLODED (FUCK) MY INTESTINES JUST EXPLODED (FUCK) MY EYES JUST EXPLODED (FUCK) MY SPLEEN JUST EXPLODED (FUCK) MY BRAIN JUST EXPLODED (FUCK) TOTALLY WORTH IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT