[Intro Instrumental] [Fuzzed sloppy raw Lead guitar + retro organ]] [No vocals]] [E] [B7/A] [E] [E] [B7/A] [E] [E] [B7/A] [E] [E] [B7/A] [E] [Chorus] [Unison lead → stacked harmonies on last line] [E] Oh help me, please doctor, they’re damaged [E] [A] [A7] Guys are a pain and they’re hurting my heart [E] It's paining, but it's a beatin' [D] [A] Can't ya clear it all up [E] [B7/A] [E] And make it all better by far? [Verse 1] [Dry lead, light harmony echoes on last words] [E] Oh help me, please mama, I'm wondering [E] [A] [A7] When you met daddy was he crazy too? [E] Oh the guys I been dating [D] [A] Are just driving me mad [E] [B7/A] [E] I've been swearing them off, it is bad! (Oh yeah!) [E] [B7/A] [E] [Verse 2] [Sweet stacked harmonies, slightly sarcastic tone] [E] "Don't ya worry, some day they’ll get better," said mother [E] [A] [A7] "So don’t let your mood turn too sour" [E] “Get dressed up and charm them [D] [A] They’ll come running to see you, [E] [B7/A] [E] And will beg for you every hour" [E] [B7/A] [E] [Verse 3] [Playful call-and-response phrasing] [E] But Momma, One says “I’m fine” but he won’t talk [E] [A] [A7] One says “I love you” then he won’t walk [E] One needs space, one needs a loan [D] [A] One still lives with his mom at home [E] [B7/A] [E] Is there one that just comes with a manual? [E] [B7/A] [E] [Chorus] [Full group harmony throughout] [E] Oh help me, please doctor, they’re damaged [E] [A] [A7] Guys are a pain and they’re hurting my heart [E] It's paining, but it's a beatin' [D] [A] Can't ya clear it all up [E] [B7/A] [E] And make it all better by far? (Oh Doctor!) [Turnaround / Modulation] [Instrumental Interlude] [Lead guitar Breakdown]] [[Raw sloppy riffing]] [e|---0------0------0---|---2------2------2---|---3------3------3---|---4------4------4---|] [B|---------------------|---------------------|---------------------|---------------------|] [G|-1---1--1---1--1---1-|-2---2--2---2--2---2-|-3---3--3---3--3---3-|-4---4--4---4--4---4-|] [A] → [D] → [A] → [E7/D] → [A]] [A] → [D] → [A] → [E7/D] → [A]] [A] → [D] → [A] → [E7/D] → [A]] [A] → [D] → [A] → [E7/D] → [A]] "oooooooo ooooooooooooo" [A] → [D] → [A] → [E7/D] → [A]] [A] → [D] → [A] → [E7/D] → [A]] [A] → [D] → [A] → [E7/D] → [A]] [A] → [D] → [A] → [E7/D] → [A]] [Whispter "Doctor" [Chorus – Up a Step] [Bright, confident group harmonies] [A] Oh help me, please doctor, they’re damaged [A] [D] [D7] Guys are a pain and they’re hurting my heart [A] It's paining, but it's a beatin' [G] [D] Can't ya clear it all up [A] [E7/D] [A] And make it all better by far? (Let’s go to the bar!) [A] → [D] → [A] → [E7/D] → [A]] [A] → [D] → [A] → [E7/D] → [A]] [Verse 4] [Escalating chaos, knowing smiles in the vocals] [A] One cries loud at a movie scene [A] [D] [D7] One’s too cool to ever be seen [A] One’s sweet till his ex texts late [G] [D] Then suddenly it’s “fate, fate, fate” [A] [E7/D] [A] Doctor please, is it something I ate? [A] → [D] → [A] → [E7/D] → [A]] [Chorus – Final] [Big harmony stack, emotional but funny] [A] So help me, please doctor, they’re damaged! [A] [D] [D7] You can help my heart and maybe my soul? [A] Oh mama, I'm cryin' [G] [D] They’re beyond belief! [A] [E7/D] [A] How do we get this under control? Yup! [Ending Vamp / Ad-Lib Outro] [Vamp on [A] → [D] → [A] → [E7/D] → [A]] Doctor! Doctor! Doctor! Doctor! Doctor! [Half-spoken, smiling] “Is that gonna work?” “I don’t think so!” [A] → [D] → [A] → [E7/D] → [A]] [Band crashes out] ---------------------------------------------------------------- This song is ©2026 by the account subscriber aka Mariella, all rights reserved. ----------------------------------------------------------------
