[Intro] You lost your keys? There's a god for that! Burnt your dinner? There's a god for that! [Verse 1] Coffee spilled before first light, Thunder ruined date night. Car won't start, phone went flat, Pretty sure... there's a god for that. Echo laughing from the cave, Someone acting far too brave. Cupid missed and hit the cat— Honestly, there's a god for that. [Pre-Chorus] Every triumph, every flaw, Every loophole, every law. Every blessing, every splat... Yep, there's a god for that! [Chorus] There's a god for this, There's a god for that, One with a laurel, One with a hat. One throws lightning, One herds goats, One invents taxes, One sinks boats! If life's ridiculous, Imagine that— The Greeks just smiled... "There's a god for that!" [Verse 2] Panic buying, wedding cake, Earthquake, heartbreak, bathroom break. Dreams that vanish when you wake, Someone's punching fate for fun. Lost in traffic, missed the train, Stubbed your little toe again. If it happens more than twice, Some immortal rolled the dice. [Bridge] Raise a toast! Blame Olympus! Shake your fist! Then laugh with us! Maybe destiny's a bureaucrat With twelve departments... There's a god for that! [Final Chorus] There's a god for sunshine, There's a god for rain, One explains your genius, One explains your brain. From the stars To welcome mats, If it ever happened... There's... A... God... For... That! [Outro] Need somebody to blame? ...They're probably hiring.
