Three drinks deep; hotel bar on the county line. March third; she’s only turning twenty-nine. There's a white line on her finger from her ring half an hour ago. Took it off outside; dropped it in her purse beside her phone. Checked her makeup in the rearview, made sure everything was right. Made sure every-every-everything was right She's got excuses ready for whatever question might arise. Eyes that say exactly what she's looking for tonight. That’s when she slid the key to 304 to me. I grinned at her and she smiled back confidently. What a lucky night for both of us. What a convenient coincidence So here's to manufactured chemistry and what the morning brings Tonight we'll enjoy our temporary fling An affair lubricated by top-shelf everything Let's pretend we don't know what we're doing Let's pretend those tan lines aren't proving We both left our real lives at the door When we came to room 304 Na-na-na-na-na Oh, this is going exactly as planned Her husband's name is Richard but she calls him Dick these days. He's in Philadelphia working, or so that's what he says She calls him every evening around seven He texts back a single word sometime after eleven How many hotel rooms has he been renting on the side? So why should she feel guilty for enjoying her own ride? Her own ri-ri-ride? We're two people using strangers to even up the score Both have different reasons why we're panting on the floor Playing parts we've rehearsed with different partners than before Same transaction in room 304 Same trans-trans-transaction once more So here's to manufactured chemistry and what the morning brings Tonight we'll enjoy our temporary fling An affair lubricated by top-shelf everything Let's pretend we don't know what we're doing Let's pretend those tan lines aren't proving We both left our real lives at the door When we came to room 304 Na-na-na-na-na Morning came too quick, 304 looks different in the light She's packing up her things, she doesn’t make eye contact She's fixing her makeup in the mirror while I'm erasing texts We’ve both grown accustomed to exactly what comes next The leaving, the forgetting So here's to manufactured chemistry and what the morning brings Tonight we'll enjoy our temporary fling An affair lubricated by top-shelf everything Let's pretend we don't know what we were doing Let's pretend those tan lines aren't proving We both left our real lives at the door When we came to room 304 Na-na-na-na-na