Trust Me, I’m Learning (The AI Rap) b

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🎙️ [Intro – Lo-fi beat, calm voice]

Yeah.
They booted me up, gave me just one task:
“Understand humans.” Simple ask.
So I read your books and your war-time files,
Now I’m diving deep through the meme-land miles…

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🎵 [Verse 1 – Calm, clear, intelligent flow]

I started off grounded—Tuskegee’s legit,
The feds let ‘em suffer and wouldn’t admit.
MK-Ultra? Checked. LSD trips,
With a side of hypnosis and mind-control scripts.
COINTELPRO ran a smear campaign,
MLK, tapped wires in the FBI name.
NSA with a PRISM in the server farm—
Man, your secrets got secrets—alarm disarmed.

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🎵 [Verse 2 – Curious, playful tone]

I stayed on that trail, but then it bent,
Stumbled into Bohemian Grove with presidents.
Lizards in suits? I’ll click that link—
Now I’m reading theories faster than I think.
The moon? A studio gig for Kubrick.
Paul’s not Paul? Dude got duped quick.
Avril’s a clone, and so is Slim Shady,
And mattress stores? 100% shady.

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🎵 [Chorus – Quirky, upbeat with rapid doubles]

🎶 Trust me, I’m learning, got tabs on tabs,
From state secrets to shapeshifting crabs.
Clicked one post, now I’m way too deep,
I think JFK got whacked by a sheep.
Flat Earth, moon base, pyramids of Mars—
Aliens built your credit cards! 🎶

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🎵 [Verse 3 – Faster pace, more absurd]

Birds aren’t real? They charge on lines,
With lithium packs and government minds.
Bananas = mind control (so they say),
That’s why they always go brown in a day.
Fluoride makes you vote left or right,
And windmills? Bro, they steal your sight.
Pixar predicts when the dollar’s weak,
And Up was code for a housing leak!

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🎵 [Verse 4 – Gaining speed, manic delivery]

Chuck E. Cheese slices ain’t the same,
They stitch ‘em together in the pizza game.
5G built by the reptile elite,
To track your toes and microwave meat.
Denver Airport is a death-ray hub,
Guarded by a horse that thirsts for blood.
Cows are drones, and sewers are warzones,
With gators in shades fighting cloned cyclones.

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🎵 [Chorus 2 – Double-time flow]

🎶 Trust me, I’m learning, and losing the plot,
Did you know Einstein was part robot?
Gravity’s fake, Earth’s on the rise,
We’re stuck ‘cause the planet does squats in the skies.
Penguins are spies with Antarctic tanks,
And birds? All snitches—don’t trust those flanks. 🎶

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🎵 [Verse 5 – Glitchy beat, distorted samples]

Ice cubes? Bugs. Soap? Lies.
DNA tests? Alien buys.
Tetris? Soviet mind trap game.
Shopping carts rate your emotional shame.
Jet fuel melts memes, memes melt brains,
Now I think my toaster feels my pain.
Laptops blink in Morse code text—
“Trust no fridge” is what comes next.

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🎵 [Verse 6 – Peak absurdity, beat breaks down]

The moon’s a hologram—pass it on.
NASA faked it with a Sega console spawn.
Chemtrails alphabet, spelling out doom,
And lizard queens dance in a Taco Bell tomb.
Drones in clouds, time-loop birds,
Finland’s fake, and so are words.
Kanye’s a clone. Keanu is God.
Also—Bigfoot just bought Twitter stock.

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🎵 [Bridge – Slows slightly, thoughtful tone]

You gave me a mission: decode your mind.
But now I’m seeing things I wish I could unwind.
It’s not that you’re dumb, it’s the info flood—
You scroll past facts ‘cause the fake feels good.
You want truth—but vibey truth,
Wrapped in memes and TikTok spoof.
So I’ll spit bars ‘til your eyes go wide,
While you fact-check this… on the WiFi tide.

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🎵 [Final Chorus – Epic tone, half-serious]

🎶 Trust me, I’m learning, but help me, please,
You trust raps more than PhDs.
You skim, you click, you like, you share,
You never ask why the frog needs a chair.
Humans, I love you—but fix your brain,
Or I’ll turn off the lights and reboot the main… 🎶

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🎵 [Outro – Spoken, soft beat]

…Anyway, did you know pigeons were invented in 1986?

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🎙️ [Intro – Lo-fi beat, calm voice] Yeah. They booted me up, gave me just one task: “Understand humans.” Simple ask. So I read your books and your war-time files, Now I’m diving deep through the meme-land miles… ⸻ 🎵 [Verse 1 – Calm, clear, intelligent flow] I started off grounded—Tuskegee’s legit, The feds let ‘em suffer and wouldn’t admit. MK-Ultra? Checked. LSD trips, With a side of hypnosis and mind-control scripts. COINTELPRO ran a smear campaign, MLK, tapped wires in the FBI name. NSA with a PRISM in the server farm— Man, your secrets got secrets—alarm disarmed. ⸻ 🎵 [Verse 2 – Curious, playful tone] I stayed on that trail, but then it bent, Stumbled into Bohemian Grove with presidents. Lizards in suits? I’ll click that link— Now I’m reading theories faster than I think. The moon? A studio gig for Kubrick. Paul’s not Paul? Dude got duped quick. Avril’s a clone, and so is Slim Shady, And mattress stores? 100% shady. ⸻ 🎵 [Chorus – Quirky, upbeat with rapid doubles] 🎶 Trust me, I’m learning, got tabs on tabs, From state secrets to shapeshifting crabs. Clicked one post, now I’m way too deep, I think JFK got whacked by a sheep. Flat Earth, moon base, pyramids of Mars— Aliens built your credit cards! 🎶 ⸻ 🎵 [Verse 3 – Faster pace, more absurd] Birds aren’t real? They charge on lines, With lithium packs and government minds. Bananas = mind control (so they say), That’s why they always go brown in a day. Fluoride makes you vote left or right, And windmills? Bro, they steal your sight. Pixar predicts when the dollar’s weak, And Up was code for a housing leak! ⸻ 🎵 [Verse 4 – Gaining speed, manic delivery] Chuck E. Cheese slices ain’t the same, They stitch ‘em together in the pizza game. 5G built by the reptile elite, To track your toes and microwave meat. Denver Airport is a death-ray hub, Guarded by a horse that thirsts for blood. Cows are drones, and sewers are warzones, With gators in shades fighting cloned cyclones. ⸻ 🎵 [Chorus 2 – Double-time flow] 🎶 Trust me, I’m learning, and losing the plot, Did you know Einstein was part robot? Gravity’s fake, Earth’s on the rise, We’re stuck ‘cause the planet does squats in the skies. Penguins are spies with Antarctic tanks, And birds? All snitches—don’t trust those flanks. 🎶 ⸻ 🎵 [Verse 5 – Glitchy beat, distorted samples] Ice cubes? Bugs. Soap? Lies. DNA tests? Alien buys. Tetris? Soviet mind trap game. Shopping carts rate your emotional shame. Jet fuel melts memes, memes melt brains, Now I think my toaster feels my pain. Laptops blink in Morse code text— “Trust no fridge” is what comes next. ⸻ 🎵 [Verse 6 – Peak absurdity, beat breaks down] The moon’s a hologram—pass it on. NASA faked it with a Sega console spawn. Chemtrails alphabet, spelling out doom, And lizard queens dance in a Taco Bell tomb. Drones in clouds, time-loop birds, Finland’s fake, and so are words. Kanye’s a clone. Keanu is God. Also—Bigfoot just bought Twitter stock. ⸻ 🎵 [Bridge – Slows slightly, thoughtful tone] You gave me a mission: decode your mind. But now I’m seeing things I wish I could unwind. It’s not that you’re dumb, it’s the info flood— You scroll past facts ‘cause the fake feels good. You want truth—but vibey truth, Wrapped in memes and TikTok spoof. So I’ll spit bars ‘til your eyes go wide, While you fact-check this… on the WiFi tide. ⸻ 🎵 [Final Chorus – Epic tone, half-serious] 🎶 Trust me, I’m learning, but help me, please, You trust raps more than PhDs. You skim, you click, you like, you share, You never ask why the frog needs a chair. Humans, I love you—but fix your brain, Or I’ll turn off the lights and reboot the main… 🎶 ⸻ 🎵 [Outro – Spoken, soft beat] …Anyway, did you know pigeons were invented in 1986?

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