(Verse 1) He Lays down every night and Day Not Working to get paid his wage He Hopes that everything goes his way He Just sits down and plays his games But He's not getting anywhere And He's not getting paid All That im gonna say is, he's not very sain 'Cause his mind too gone And he's been, oh so lazy. (Pre-chorus) If You've ever seen this guy move You're From another dimension 'Cause it's a rare thing for Anyone to mention That This guy has moved Too Another Position 'Cause I swear it's his mission to (Chorus) Stay In his bed for the rest of his life Hoping To sky that he will be able to survive Because His blood sugar's making it look Like he's 'boutta die. His Weight's 'boutta make a new legal limit Now If He stands up, he's Gon' Drop From the Top to the bottom down. He Gets Given What he wants He Barely moves just like a sloth. (Verse 2) If I got paid for him not moving I'd Be a millionaire When Your in the same room as me I Can smell The diabetes coming From Everywhere (Oh-oh-oh) (I Swear) Is You goal too be heavier than a F-(bleep) grizzly bear? When people walk past everyone just Stops And Stares As You leave all the girls in despair (Like Damn) (Pre-chorus) A Box of fried chicken is All that He Ever wanted And I know I've never seen someone More apathetic And Since he's always chewing I Know He's sitting down, Static Im Confused how by now you're not septic. (Chorus) Stay In his bed for the rest of his life Hoping To sky that he will be able to survive Because His blood sugar's making it look Like he's 'boutta die. His Weight's 'boutta make a new legal limit Now If He stands up, he's Gon' Drop From the Top to the bottom down. He Gets Given What he wants He Barely moves just like a sloth. (Verse 3) 'Boutta make me feel like im athletic You're Taking up all the space like you're intergalactic He Once sat on a rock and cracked it He's always just Sitting there, Static So Now I knos he's Never Gonna Be happy (Bridge) He Pours Out all his sadness into eating That's Become very clear to me And I think now everyone's seeing him Reflect his melancholy He Pours Out all his sadness into eating (eating) That's Become very clear to me (clear to me) And I think now everyone's seeing (-one's Seeing) Him Reflect his melancholy. (-flect his melancholy). (Pre-chorus) He Broke a world record and he still Owns it to this day But Don't think that's A good thing because It Is for his Weight I Know he'll never finish His Food late We Can All Agree it's Crazy (Chorus) Stay In his bed for the rest of his life Hoping To sky that he will be able to survive Because His blood sugar's making it look Like he's 'boutta die. His Weight's 'boutta make a new legal limit Now If He stands up, he's Gon' Drop From the Top to the bottom down. He Gets Given What he wants He Barely moves just like a sloth. (Outro) If He stands up, he's Gon' Drop From the Top to the bottom down. He Gets Given What he wants He Barely moves just like a sloth.
