Fierce and fearlessly floating free My jelly baby and me in the sea I pluck a sea gull from the sky, For the apple of mine eye, She laughs off the oversized gift, She melts a crab along the drift, My deadly baby, They just don't realize, My lethal lady, Don't be fooled by her size I'm used to it said of me with my family tree. The whole Old Norse word kraki etymology, A twisted animal with tentacles and a beak, Sailors say we hit island sized at our peak. The whole reef side-eyes us like a flounder, The other guys ask where I even found her, The other beasts say we’re a mismatch made in hell, Even the Serpent d'Océan called us "ənˈnaCH(ə)rəl" But we don't care, we're a killer pair, 1 centimeter bell, 1 meter toxic "hair" Many have fallen to her gory glories! (And my length alone spans several stories) She wears her gastrodermis on her sleeve I'm by her side, and I'll never leave, She loves the whirlpools I make when I dip, I love how she flows when I sink a ship. My squishy baby, Sweet like candy, She loves me like crazy, Darling Irukandji Her whole family floats along like a swarm, Their aesthetic and sting are both quite warm, Let's picnic beside the sunken dory, In our Jellyfish and Kraken love story
