[Start] [Short melodic intro] [Verse 1] When life gives you lemons, don't be too quick There’s something fishy, it's a sneaky trick Why were they free? What’s the catch, my friend? These lemons might bring you to an untimely end [Verse 2] You think they’re for lemonade, but I say beware They’re whispering secrets when no one’s there Are they cursed? Are they haunted? It’s too hard to tell But taking those lemons might not end well [Chorus] Be suspicious of the lemons, they’re up to no good (up to no good) Why were they lurking in your neighborhood? They’re plotting in the kitchen, they’re scheming on the shelf These lemons have a plan, better watch yourself (better watch yourself) (better watch yourself) [Instrumental interlude] [Bridge] Don’t make a tart, don’t bake a pie These lemons are trouble, don't even try (don't even try) They’re glowing in the dark, they’re rolling on their own Just send them back to where they’ve been thrown (Yeah, that's right) [Chorus] Be suspicious of the lemons, they’re up to no good (up to no good) Why were they lurking in your neighborhood? They’re plotting in the kitchen, they’re scheming on the shelf These lemons have a plan, better watch yourself (better watch yourself) (better watch yourself) [Instrumental solo] [Outro] So when life gives you lemons, just hand them right back There’s something off, it’s a sneaky attack Stay sharp don't be a fool, don’t fall for the ploy And never trust a lemon that comes with too much joy (too much joy) (Yeah) (too much joy) (too much joooyyyyy) [End]
