Parody of "Take My Breath Away" ©copyright 1986 by Berlin / Giorgio Moroder and Tom Whitlock / Sony Music Publishing [Verse 1] Watching every number on my little CPAP screen Strapping on this face mask like some strange breathing machine Turning and returning, trying not to kink the hose Breathing like Darth Vader while my wife elbows my nose [Chorus] Take my breath away Take my breath away [Verse 2] Sleeping, I keep trying, while the mask keeps blasting air Every little face leak makes a farting noise in there Turning and returning, now the hose is wrapped too tight Waking with a desert mouth at three o'clock each night [Chorus] My mask, take my breath away [Bridge] Through the strap marks, I saw you Two red lines across my face Then the humidifier gurgled And sprayed me in disgrace If only for today... I could sleep without this thing [Chorus] Take my breath away Take my breath away [Verse 3] Watching every motion in this foolish sleeping game Haunted by the knowledge that my snoring gets the blame Turning and returning, now the hose is 'round my head Darth Vader fights a python while thrashing in the bed [Chorus] Take my breath away My mask, take my breath away My hose, take my breath away, all night My mask, take my breath away, all night [Breakdown – spoken, in Vader voice] Luke ... I am your CPAP
