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The Big Greasy Bang [NDC]

© 2025 Irrelin. All rights reserved https://suno.com/@irrelin "Ground Zero ain’t the end, it’s where it all starts. In the last diner before time, Mama, Daddy and one hell of a jukebox slam together and kick off the universe with the greasiest, loudest bang ever. Stars, bodies, and that endless slapbass? Just fallout from their first wreckin’ kiss." [Intro] "Last diner before time… lights low, smoke thick…" [Verse 1] She leans on the bar, pomade dark as night Pomade of dark matter drippin’ down her neck real slow Lipstick time-rips crack the chrome One red smear and the jukebox starts to moan She drags one heel, sparks on dead linoleum Event horizon leather creaks outside the door Air tastes like smoke, no smoke at all Just the heat between her thighs makes the bar lights crawl [Verse 2] Daddy steps in, event horizon leather screams Pomade of dark matter gleamin’ bad dreams He slicks it back slow, gravity bends the room Every strand he pulls digs another tomb She smiles, time-rip lipstick splits the dark in two He grins, teeth like switchblades cuttin’ through Hands almost touch, vinyl starts to skip One more inch and this whole damn place rips [Chorus] Mama slams the jukebox Pomade of dark matter in her fist Needle drops Event horizon leather rips Lipstick time-rips split the ceiling wide Vinyl nebula birth screams inside Greased lightning fucks the vacuum raw The floor comes hard and the stars go numb Slap! Slap! Double-time slap! Pomade in the air, black hole spit Leather screams Lipstick bleeds Vinyl spins the whole damn room Mama laughs Daddy howls Jukebox explodes in lipstick flood "… and that’s how the stars learned to fuck" [Breakdown] Well now… look what Mama and Daddy done spat out… Skeleton heels clickin’ on comet dust floors Pomade drips down their jaws, black hole sores Lipstick time-rips still bleedin’ off the walls Vinyl nebula spin out songs no one recalls Neon bats with pompadours do the dead man’s jig Event horizon leather flaps like broken wings Jukebox heart still slappin’ in the smoke Every beat births another freak we never woke Mama laughs low, cigarette starburn in her eye Daddy licks the grease off a newborn night They’re all here dancin’, drunk on the first big come And the floor keeps spinnin’ till the lights go numb [Outro] Pomade dried stiff on our skin Event horizon leather cracked and thin Lipstick time-rips faded to rust Vinyl nebula stopped turnin’ to dust Lights gone numb, floor finally still But the slap keeps comin’… always will "… and that’s how the stars learned to fuck."