It’s On Me (Verse 1) Another ticket, another call, Another meeting down the hall. The dashboard’s green, the logs look clean, Yet somehow I’m the missing scene. You changed the config yesterday, Forgot to tell us, walked away. The moment something starts to scream, You point across the room at me. (Pre-Chorus) No evidence, no history, Just one familiar melody… (Chorus) “It’s on me, it’s on me,” That’s the first thing that you tweet. Didn’t check, didn’t see, Still it’s somehow “It’s on me.” Every outage, every flaw, Every mystery without a cause. Before the RCA can be, You’ve already said, “It’s on me.” (Verse 2) Firewall? “It’s on me.” Storage? “It’s on me.” DNS at 3 A.M.? Apparently… it’s on me. Vendor bug? “It’s on me.” License expired? “It’s on me.” Coffee machine stopped working too? Give it five minutes—probably me. (Bridge) Maybe next time we’ll read the logs, Maybe next time we’ll check the facts. Funny how the truth appears When the audit trail talks back. (Final Chorus) “It’s on me, it’s on me,” That’s your favorite strategy. But when the timeline’s finally free, The records tell a different story. So keep on singing “It’s on me,” I’ll keep collecting history. Because the loudest voice can blame— But evidence remembers every name.
