[INTRO – hospital beeps → distorted] beep… beep… beep… EEEEEEEEEEEEE (feedback squeal) White lights flicker Rubber gloves snap Doctor says “camera” Insurance said “nah” Budget cuts, panic No scope on the shelf Nurse opens cage like— “Guess we use… him.” [PRE-CHORUS – chugging stomp] Tiny paws… Tiny eyes… Tiny vest with a GoPro strapped tight… HE WAS TRAINED… FOR THIS LIFE [CHORUS – huge gang vocals] TIDDLYWINK!! TIDDLYWINK!! GO FORTH LITTLE KING! Board-certified rodent king! WHO’S A GOOD BOY?! TIDDLYWINK! WHO SAVES LIVES?! TIDDLYWINK! [VERSE 2 – blast beats] Harness locked Lens engaged Tiny helmet battle-grade Mission brief: explore the void Hamster deployed Doctor yelling: “Godspeed, son!” Door closes… Run. Run. Run. [BREAKDOWN – halftime stomp, caveman riff] CHUG… CHUG… CHUG… SHAKE. THE. TREATS. CHUG… CHUG… CHUG… CALL. HIS. NAME. CHUG… CHUG… CHUG… “Here Tiddlywink… come on buddy…” **SQUEEEEEEEEAK** [COMEDIC INTERLUDE – spoken whisper + clean guitar] “He’s the best trained hamster in the world…” [Triangle - bell ding] [SOLO – insane squealy shred, divebombs like hamster noises] [BRIDGE – epic heroic chant] Not all heroes wear capes Some wear Velcro straps Not all legends ride dragons Some ride snack crumbs back From the cage to the table From the dark to the brink When the world needs a champion… CALL TIDDLYWINK [FINAL CHORUS – faster, chaotic] TIDDLYWINK! TIDDLYWINK! FURIOUS FURY IN A TINY PINK NOSE TIDDLYWINK! TIDDLYWINK! FASTEST PAWS THAT THE OPERATING ROOM KNOWS Treats in the air Bell gonna ring Doctors screaming— “BRING BACK THE KING!!” [OUTRO – last breakdown] [Drums and Guitar Solo slow… crushing…] WHO’S… A… GOOD… BOY… BLEGH — TIDDLYWINK
