[lyrics by Andrew Buller, tune by suno.com - created in Canterbury, Kent - 31/10/24] [short instrumental] hashtag (hashtag) hashtag (hashtag) let's play noughts and crosses on the slant you be hashtag cross I'll be hashtag nothing [short instrumental] [chorus] hashtag I love you hashtag I need you let's see what's hashtag trending it's the hashtag's own hashtag that's bending in the hashtag's never-ending hashtag stream of incongruous, incontinent hashtag dreams (hashtag dreams) we're all hashtag dreaming we're all hashtag screaming we've lost our hashtag meaning lost within its hashtag hashtagged dreams [short instrumental] hashtag hide hashtag seek hashtag your turn hashtag creep hashtag tag in the hashtag playground to see who is hashtag it to see who is hashtag trending and to see who doesn't hashtag fit hashtag I'm used to it the hashtag pits hashtag o shush you're it you're it I was never allowed into your hashtag circles and I'm still not now hashtag watching from a hashtag afar hashtag wondering hashtag wandering hashtag pondering why do I still long for this hashtag belonging? [short instrumental] [chorus] hashtag I love you hashtag I need you let's see what's hashtag trending it's the hashtag's own hashtag that's bending in the hashtag's never-ending hashtag stream of incongruous, incontinent hashtag dreams (hashtag dreams) we're all hashtag dreaming we're all hashtag screaming we've lost our hashtag meaning lost within its hashtag hashtagged dreams [short instrumental] can we cut a hashtag path through the hashtag confusion let go of the hashtag let go of the phone come sit and express you don't have to be hashtag alone there's no need to tag me we're in the same room all I need is your touch your presence your attention face to face love not facebook love so much better than meta let me gather the data to know you better than the machine in the corner feeding your hashtag dreams [short instrumental] [chorus] hashtag I love you hashtag I need you let's see what's hashtag trending it's the hashtag's own hashtag that's bending in the hashtag's never-ending hashtag stream of incongruous, incontinent hashtag dreams (hashtag dreams) we're all hashtag dreaming we're all hashtag screaming we've lost our hashtag meaning lost within its hashtag hashtagged dreams [short instrumental] turn off alexa, siri, gooooogle come, come canoodle (come, come canoodle) it's not hashtag I love you it is simply I love you I love you I love you