Knock knock... nah, not today ๐ช๐ โโ๏ธ Doorbell just committed a hate crime ๐๐ข Heard the ding, dropped my cereal spoon ๐ฅ๐ต Doorbell ringinโ like a sonic boom ๐ฅ๐ Whoโs out there with a laminated smile? ๐ฌ๐ Talkinโ real smooth like itโs been a while ๐๐ค โHave you heard the word?โ โ yeah, from a bird ๐ฆ๐ Now bounce before it gets absurd ๐บ๐ซ He reached for his binder, I reached for my fan ๐๐ Blast of air โ Iโve got a plan ๐จ๐ง No means no, stop ringing my bell โ๐ I ainโt got time for your pre-sale hell ๐๐ฅ Not today with your binder of sin ๐๐ Take your pitch and yeet it in the bin ๐๏ธ๐จ This ainโt a church, this ainโt a mall โช๐ฌ This door is closed โ forever and all ๐ท๐ช No means no, now kindly scram โ๐ I don't want candles, I don't want ham ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ท Last week it was a smoothie cult ๐ฅค๐ฎ Promised abs, but it tasted like salt ๐ช๐ฅด Before that? A dude with socks to sell ๐งฆ๐ช One size fits none, straight from retail hell ๐ค๐๏ธ๐ฅ They all got clipboards, too much pep ๐๐ฌ Like a sitcom scene with zero rep ๐บ๐ I said โYo, I donโt open doors for freeโ ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ธ He said โThatโs fairโ... then tried to charge me a fee ๐๐ฐ No means no, stop ringing my bell ๐ซ๐ Not tryna hear your essential oil spell ๐งด๐ I already got regrets, I donโt need more ๐ฉ๐ฆ This ainโt the time for a quiz at my door โโ๐ช I got a vibe, donโt need you to fix it ๐งโ Take your brochure and go deep six it ๐๏ธ๐ณ๏ธ No means no, leave me in peace ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ค I'm in a bathrobe eatinโ shredded cheese ๐๐ง What if one day the doorbell rings ๐โ And itโs a goose in boots sellinโ diamond rings? ๐ชฟ๐ข๐ What if I say yes just once for fun ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ And end up enrolled in a pyramid run? ๐บ๐ธ๐โโ๏ธ Nahโฆ not today, my dude ๐ โโ๏ธโ๏ธ Keep your positive attitude ๐๐ 'Cause Iโm allergic to enthusiasm ๐คง๐ And door-to-door existential spasms ๐ง ๐ Please respect my snack time boundaries ๐ง๐ท No one needs six candles that smell like โfuture regretโ ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ฌ๐ซ No means no, stop ringing my bell โ๐ Your weird new app? No, it wonโt sell ๐ฑ๐ Go pitch it to a plant or ghost ๐ฟ๐ป Not to the man in slippers, eating toast ๐งฆ๐ This ainโt Target, this ainโt the zoo ๐๐ฆ I ainโt buyinโ, and especially not from you ๐ โโ๏ธ๐ณ No means no, and just to be clear โ ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ If you ring again โ Iโll join your career ๐๐จ Hello yes, I'd like to cancel all human contact... ๐๐๐ค โโโ ๐๐๐๐ถ๐ฏ๐๐ถ๐๐๐๐น๐ป๐ณโ๐ป ยฉ 2025 CTFX All rights reserved. โโโ
