[Verse] There's a monster in my closet and it’s wearing all my shoes Vampires eat my breakfast and I never get to choose A ghost chills on the sofa watching late-night TV blues Werewolves shred my pillows with their overly sharp clues [Verse] My backyard full of gremlins always chewing through the wires Zombies raid my pantry like they’re never gonna tire A banshee sings a lullaby sets my heart on fire These creepy creature features keep my sanity for hire [Chorus] Creature features every night They keep me jumping out of sight Beneath the bed and in the air Spooky shadows everywhere [Verse] In my kitchen there’s a hag brewing potions out of stew Mummy loves his bandages and bathes 'em in shampoo Frankenstein is reading books on how to build a zoo All these creature features got me shaking off the flu [Bridge] Goblins grin beneath the stairs Pixies tangle all my chairs Every night a wild affair Living in this haunted lair [Chorus] Creature features every night They keep me jumping out of sight Beneath the bed and in the air Spooky shadows everywhere [ HIGH ENERGY INSTRUMENTAL] [Chorus] Creature features every night They keep me jumping out of sight Beneath the bed and in the air Spooky shadows everywhere [Chorus] Creature features every night They keep me jumping out of sight Beneath the bed and in the air Spooky shadows everywhere
