The Monster in the Closet and the Monster Downstairs That Drinks Beer

[Verse] The monster in the closet and the monster downstairs that drinks beer He's never really scary He just wants a cold one and to watch TV Just like you and me He just wants to sit there and watch TV And drink a cold one like you and me [Chorus] He's always been there He's always been there He's always been there He's always been there [Verse] And all my friends keep saying that I'm crazy That there's no such thing as monsters That I shouldn't be afraid But there is one hiding in my closet And I know that he's the reason I don't ever feel okay [Pre-Chorus] The monster in the closet and the monster downstairs that drinks beer The monster in the closet and the monster downstairs that drinks beer [Chorus] Oh No It's not you It's just the monster in my closet He's keeping me from loving you It's not you I swear It's just the monster downstairs that drinks beer He's keeping me from being there He's keeping me from being there He's keeping me from being there The monster in the closet and the monster downstairs that drinks beer