[Verse 1] You’d give me a dollar To put lotion on your feet Every fifteen minutes You’d try to get me to eat Even if I wasn’t hungry Food was always there I guess it’s how you showed us That you cared Your wicker paper plate holder Is doing its job today Pile that food on up there Plastic fork and paper plate [chorus] Dropped off at my grandmas Bendy straw and a can of coke She feeds her love into me Hansel and Gretel were a joke Andy Griffith in TV Land Johnny Bravo only Cartoon Top Drawer in the coffee table Back scratcher blue rubber spoon [verse 2] Salted tomatoes, fried or raw Extra meaty chili and Grilled cheese Another can of coke and bendy straw Saved room, More macaroni salad please You won! Hands down! No contest! Blue ribbon! Gold! First Place! Your Macaroni Salad is the winner! No one else entered the race! I’m much too old for you To still not trust me with the scissors I was only five when I cut my hair And you trust my brothers and my sister [chorus] Dropped off at my grandmas Bendy straw and a can of coke She feeds her love into me Hansel and Gretel were a joke Andy Griffith in TV Land Johnny Bravo only Cartoon Top Drawer in the coffee table Back scratcher blue rubber spoon [Bridge] Hey grandma, I miss you. I was thinking about you today. I still have your old table. Where all us kids used to play. You’ve been gone now for a while But you’re forever in my heart Your kindness, love, and compassion Some of what set you apart [chorus] Dropped off at my grandmas Bendy straw and a can of coke She feeds her love into me Hansel and Gretel were a joke Andy Griffith in TV Land Johnny Bravo only Cartoon Top Drawer in the coffee table Back scratcher blue rubber spoon [final chorus] Dropped off at my grandmas Bendy straw and a can of coke She feeds her love into me Hansel and Gretel were a joke Andy Griffith in TV Land Johnny Bravo only Cartoon Top Drawer in the coffee table Back scratcher blue rubber spoon
