Friendly Fire Fiesta

(Verse 1) Pods drop in, team of four, everyone’s already dead I call in Eagle, it bombs us instead Quasar charged, I shoot my own knee Teammate yells “nice shot!” while respawning on me (Pre-Chorus) Stratagem spam, wrong button pressed 500kg lands right on the rest (Chorus) Helldivers! We dive, we die, we laugh Friendly fire king, we suck at the math Bots or bugs, doesn’t matter the map We’re still yelling “liberty!” while taking a nap (Verse 2) Hulk stares at me, I panic and run Throw thermite… it sticks to my gun Reinforce beacon? I threw it in lava Now the whole squad’s screaming “you absolute diva!” (Pre-Chorus) Supply pack dropped, it crushed Steve’s head He respawned mad, shot me instead (Chorus) Helldivers! We dive, we die, we laugh Friendly fire king, we suck at the math Bots or bugs, doesn’t matter the map We’re still yelling “liberty!” while taking a nap (Bridge) Helldive 10, zero extract, zero kills But our killfeed’s full of friendly blue pills Best loadout? Doesn’t matter at all We bring memes and chaos, then watch the squad fall (Final Chorus) Helldivers! We dive, we die, we laugh Super Earth cringes at our dumbass craft One more mission, one more team wipe See you in the next drop — same time, same hype! (Outro) For democracy… oops We died again… (laugh fade)