W-w-wisdom comes with age? nah, that’s cap, Had to get surgery just to back that fact. Growing smarter? no, I’m growing mad, Paid a bill just to lose what I had. (sheesh) This little bastard growing sideways (for real), Doctor smiling like “yeah, that’s the deal.” Can’t even talk, my mouth feels unreal, Tongue fighting stitches, lips made of steel. Can’t chew, can’t sip, can’t live my life, Blood in my mouth every time I bite. They said it’s normal, said it is fine, Then why the fuck does it feel like a crime? Wisdom teeth ain’t wisdom at all, Just pain, regret, and a drool-filled call. Pay to suffer, pay to heal, Tell me what the fuck is the lesson here? Wisdom teeth ain’t wisdom at all, God really said “yeah, pull 'em out, rip 'em all.” Build it up just to tear it apart, Congrats, human — premium start. Why you put this shit inside my skull? Just to yank it out when I’m an adult? Blueprint wild, design was made by a drunk, Evolution really said “good luck.” Can’t eat my food, staring at my plate, Mashed potatoes feel like high-risk bait. Chew too fast, watch the bleeding escalate, I miss enjoying food — isn’t that great? Mouth numb, brain loud, clock won’t chill, Ice pack melting, pain standing still, Can’t sleep right, pills hit weird, Jaw locked tight, world feels smeared, Talking funny, texting instead, Spitting like I lost a bet, Mirror laughs back at my face, One side done, other waits, Doctor said “two months, okay?”, Past-me nodded like a dumbass, hey, Half-mouth healed, half-mouth doomed, Round two coming, I’m resumed. [You probably ask:] "half mouth? the fuck you mean?" Didn't tell you yet? yeah, here it comes, I gotta do it again — the other side, I'm dumb. Thought I was slick, thought I was smart, Now I’m booking pain like it’s fine art. Same chair, same light, same sound, Same “open wide”, same hands in my mouth. If this is wisdom, keep it away, I’d rather be stupid and eat filet. Gauze in my mouth, voice all gone, Typing my rage in notes at dawn, Can’t smoke, can’t drink, can’t vibe, Can’t even laugh without pain on the side, Calendar marked with surgical dread, Counting days like a threat instead, If growth hurts like this, I decline, Keep your wisdom, I’m fine. (buh-bye) W-w-wisdom teeth, yeah, biggest lie told, Pain ain’t knowledge, just getting old. Built-in problem, paid solution, Human body needs a revision. Wisdom teeth, yeah, fuck that name, Nothing learned, just oral pain. If this is growth, I’ll take the L, Let me eat my food and live in hell. ["I'm fucked, everybody"]
