**[Verse 1]** Yesterday I checked my phone every hour, The app swore the day would go my way. Morning dry, afternoon rain – Plan was set, I hit the road that day. Van packed tight, hedge trimmer gleaming, Customer waiting, I ring the bell. **[Chorus]** And then – snow! The Weather Fox is laughing hard! Snow in March, right at that moment, the second I knock and the job starts. Snow! Snow! Everything white, the plan is gone, but next time I’ll laugh right along – Weather Fox, you crazy old beast! **[Verse 2]** Flakes dancing on the lawnmower blade, Customer grins: “Well, young man?” I load it all back, drive home through the white, while winter waltzes in the springtime light. Text him quick, new date is made, next week the sun’s supposed to stay. **[Chorus]** And then – snow! The Weather Fox is laughing hard! Snow in March, right at that moment, the second I knock and the job starts. Snow! Snow! Everything white, the plan is gone, but next time I’ll laugh right along – Weather Fox, you crazy old beast! **[Bridge]** Sometimes the weather doesn’t lie – it just pulls a joke at the perfect time. **[Final Chorus – soft, then big]** Snow… The Weather Fox is laughing hard! Next week I’ll bring the coffee too, and we’ll both be laughing – me and you.
