*(taps mic with tiny paw)* owo, lets get dis smelwy-sweet ode started!! *adjusts neon cat eaws* ◕⩊◕♬ **(intro: scwaping metal + arrhythmic DNB beat abwuptly cuts to off-key trumpet kazoo)** *hiiii~!* dis is neko-wap-sensei-chan!! *trips over viowin case* oopsie-woopsie! >ᴗ<; **(vewse 1: piano glissando + cwarinet squeaks)** my widdle *cheesy-moonbeam* uwu~ ✨ fwom foweskin-pouch it gwows so cwumbwy-soft *boops your nose* *nyaaa~* sniffy-sniff dat *fuzzy-sunshine* loft!! (◕ω◕)♪ wipey-wipe with wuv so tendew! *giggwes* its my *secret-smegma-tweasure*~!! *twiwls* ♡UωU♡ no soapy-soap can steal our *sticky-pweasure*! *hides* **(chowus: noise explosion + disharmonic industwial grind)** *OH YESH* DA DICKY CHEEEESE!! *whistwes off-key* 🎺💦 its *kawaii-cwusty-gleamies* fow my knees! *kneews* •⩊• *UWU* DA FUNKY MAGIC PASTE!! *scrapes fowk on plate* SWEET *CURD-KISSES* NEVA WASTE! *bwushes furiously* (⁄˘⁄≧ω≦⁄˘⁄) **(vewse 2: syncopated viowin screech + dwopping pots)** in *warm-hoodie-hidey-hole* it naps!! *nuzzwes* lil' *lacto-bacilwi-snuggle-puffs* ◕⩊◕ *yummy-gunk* in teeny-tiny waps~! *unfowds owigami* don't u *ew* at my *bio-glitter*~!! *pouts* its *natures-wonder-jelwy* bittew! *licks air* (✧ω
