[Intro] Introducing the great and powerful Mephistopheles! A magician of Satan! A defier of gravity! A defiler of your mom's vagina! Let the show begin, niggers! [Verse 1] Come one! Come all! To the carnival of defiance! Where dreams come true! Where Fleshlights get jizzed in! Let me show you a magic trick! A trick to defy all odds! One where I jizz in the wet pussy of a two-dollar hoe! While I smoke the dank, awesome weed of Satan! Ahahaha! [Pre-chorus] I be awe-inspiring! Bear witness! [Chorus] Magnificent! I just farted in the clown's nose! Magnificent! I just backflipped and hit my balls on a rail! (Nyoint!) Magnificent! That's what they call me! While I smoke weed and defy gravity! Magnificent Mephistopheles is who I be! Hee hee! [Post-Chorus] Hocus Pocus! I jizzed in your face! [Verse 2] I pull the rabbits from my ass! They cry and plead for mercy! "What's up Doc?! You like how my colon smells?!" I scream to the rabbits! Before fucking them in front of the circus! Now THAT'S a trick I can hang my hat on! For the show must go on! How magical I must be! To motorboat those big, fat titties! Your mom is begging for a taste too, nigga! Ahahahaha! [Pre-chorus] I be awe-inspiring! Bear witness! [Chorus] Magnificent! I just farted in the clown's nose! Magnificent! I just backflipped and hit my balls on a rail! (Nyoint!) Magnificent! That's what they call me! While I smoke weed and defy gravity! Magnificent Mephistopheles is who I be! Hee hee! [Post-Chorus] Hocus Pocus! I jizzed in your face! Satanic Forces! [Guitar Solo] [Verse 3] The last act has concluded! All the bitches and hoes are creampied! For the magic of my penis is so good it caused 6 million Jews to die! How magnificent! That my performance in bed and on stage is one to be reckoned with! Hee hee hee! EEEEEKHJFLJK<DHSFKLJVSHBDVKLJHSDKFGJH! YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHDSHFH!!! [Bridge] Is THIS your card?! It's the one I shoved in my unshaven ass when I fucked your mom! The card hit that G-Spot! And now she's pregnant with the magical greatness of Mephistopheles! Now call me daddy, son! [Pre-chorus] I be awe-inspiring! Bear witness! [Chorus] Magnificent! I just farted in the clown's nose! Magnificent! I just backflipped and hit my balls on a rail! (Nyoint!) Magnificent! That's what they call me! While I smoke weed and defy gravity! Magnificent Mephistopheles is who I be! Hee hee! [Outro] Magnificent! Magnificent! Magnificent! Jizz!
