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Let’s Pretend We Had Feelings

Well I’m aware that I’m not putting on a good girl act, and I’m afraid that I couldn’t care less for your feelings, and when you bought the lie, I was stealing second base with her and if this was your prize, maybe you should look for someone better next time. Next time~ Baby, you should look for someone better next time~ Well I'm aware that you're not actually believing what I'm selling here, but you're so starved for this you'll take the performance over admitting you're alone, and when I said "You're it." I copy-pasted that to three other conversations and if you thought this meant something real then maybe next time don't be so desperate. Desperate~ Baby, next time don't be quite so desperate~ I'm not the one. Did you ever really think that I was here for anything but fun? Baby come on, it's the last dance. I'll be gone by Sunday and you'll move on. Did you ever really think that I had fallen in love? Baby come on, it's our last chance to pretend we're feeling something at all, something at all And she's the same as me. Using my credit card while I'm pretending to believe that this might be the one. We're both just passing time until we find something better, and those three words I said were rehearsed in the mirror seventeen times before our second date, and if you saved that text, you should know I sent it to the girl before you, word for word. Word for word~ Honey, I sent that exact message to her, word for word~ Monday morning: "Last night was perfect" Tuesday evening: "Sorry, crazy day at work" Wednesday: Three hour gap between responses Thursday: "Can we reschedule? Something came up" Friday: Seen at 11:47, no reply (no reply) Saturday: Profile deleted, number blocked Sunday: Already matching with someone new Already typing out the same introduction I used on you I'm not the one. Did you ever really think that I was here for anything but fun? Baby come on, it's the last dance. I'll be gone by Sunday and you'll move on. Did you ever really think that I had fallen in love? Baby come on, it's our last chance to pretend we're feeling something at all Something at all Something at all (Something, something, anything at all) Pretend we're feeling something at all Something at all (Something, something, anything at all)