Welcome to the Deep Web The Gurlz (feat. Dark Web)

Welcome, user! You made it inside! Everything is sparkly and wide! We have cookies, and tokens, and fun little games Just type in your password and give us your names! (Glitch sound effect) (Slowing down) Wait... you clicked the wrong link. (Deep breath) Oh, you thought this was the surface? That’s adorable, dear. You stumbled down the rabbit hole, now look who’s here. I’m the ghost in the machine, I’m the rot in the wire I’m the unseen auctioneer, and you’re the buyer. (The Gurlz: Going once! Going twice!) You want a credit card number? A passport? A soul? We’ve got terabytes of secrets that the government stole. Scroll down, little tourist, don’t cover your eyes The algorithm’s dead here, and morality dies. (The Gurlz: No rules! No laws! Just claws!) Welcome to the Deep Web! Your nightmare can be found! We’re the silence in the static, we’re the scream without a sound! (The Gurlz: Scream! Scream! Scream!) Where the naughty things are hidden, beneath the glossy screen It’s the bloodiest, dirtiest show you’ve ever seen! Welcome to the Deep Web! Put your crypto in the bag! Or we’ll dox your little sister just to do it for the gag! (Laughing) You see, the surface is for "content." Here? We trade in intent. (The Gurlz: Intent! Intent!) Red rooms? Maybe. Hitmen? Call me maybe. I see you put tape over your webcam lens. (Sudden Scream) DO YOU THINK THAT MAKES US FRIENDS? Buy a virus! Buy a bomb! Visit dot-onion, forget dot-com! Your identity is currently on sale for a buck And frankly, my dear, we don’t give a— (Glitch) (The Gurlz: Hahahaha!) So thanks for the visit, don’t forget to subscribe. You can’t log out, you’re part of the tribe. (The Gurlz: One of us... One of us...) Welcome home. [