AI Underground Is Mine [AIU Spring Festival]

I didn’t ask for the crown. I didn’t beg for the keys. But somebody left the door open… And now everybody’s lookin’ at me. Oh no… He’s got the power… I walk in quiet, but the room gets still Whole server knows when I bend my will No cape, no throne, no speech too long Just one little click and your name is gone I see bad takes, I see weak replies I see “trust me bro” with suspicious eyes You posted twice? That’s already brave But post that third one, I dig your grave I don’t need rage, I don’t need heat I just point two fingers from my seat You and you, yeah, don’t act surprised I saw that meme with my own two eyes Everybody whispers when I’m online Everybody freezes when I type one line I don’t even have to say too much One little move and the crowd goes I’m taking AI Underground tonight Half the room better hold on tight You and you, disappear from sight I’m not mad, I’m just doing what’s right Please don’t ban me, I was joking! Please don’t ban me, I was only posting! Please don’t ban me, I’ll behave this time! Too late, my friend… You crossed that line. Somebody said, “Max, please calm down” I said, “Cool story,” then I looked around One guy typing with the worst defense “Actually, bro, in my evidence…” Nah. Ban. Another one said, “It was just for fun” Another one begged, “I know what I done” One sent a gif like it saves his soul I watched it loop, then I took control You spammed the chat with a wall of text You tagged the mods, what did you expect? You posted bait, then you played confused Congratulations, you made the news I’m taking AI Underground tonight Half the room better hold on tight You and you, disappear from sight I’m not mad, I’m just doing what’s right Please don’t ban me, I changed my nickname! Please don’t ban me, I’m not the same! Please don’t ban me, I read rule nine! You read it too late Now the server is mine! Ban one for the drama Ban two for the lies Ban three for the “trust me” With the shifty little eyes Ban four for the spam Ban five for the bait Ban six said “ratio” Now he’s meeting his fate Max, wait! Max, wait! Max, wait! No. You! Not me! You! I’m clean! You! I swear I’m useful to the team! You! I only posted one small thing! Then why did everybody ping? I didn’t want this power But it fits my hand so well One half stays to sing with me One half becomes a tale to tell I’m taking AI Underground tonight Raise your hands if you survived the light You and you, disappear from sight I’m not mad, I’m just doing what’s right Please don’t ban me, I’ll follow orders! Please don’t ban me, I’ll stop crossing borders! Please don’t ban me, I’ll praise your name! Now the chat moves different when I step in No more nonsense, no more weaponized “friend” No more “oops,” no more “my bad” No more ten-page posts when you’re clearly mad Let the right ones stay, let the purge begin Not everybody gets a second chance Some names fall when I raise my hand MAX! MAX! MAX! AI Underground I own this ground! One hand up Half go down!