When I was just a girl... [Once Upon a Song]

Celestra intro, Disney princess trap ballad, intro and first part of song should be a beautiful cinematic disney princess song, but then it devolves to a comedic twisted trap with 808s, stabbing violins and cellos, Disney princess female vocalist, Intro should be a slow tempo but transitions to the trap beats but still with a disney flair

dreaming....
dreaming....

[cinematic swells and orchestration]
I grew up watchin' Mulan fightin’ with pride,
Elsa with frozen powers inside.
Ariel singin’ her heart out on shore,
Belle reading a book wanting so much more.

I’d twirl in my mirror, crown made of tin,
longing to be a princess with a ginormous grin,
Mama said, “Dream big, girl, reach for the sky,”
So I auditioned at Disneyland to be a princess 9 to 5!

[instrumental]
ohhh....yeah...

[scat]

[Comedic twist begins]
Auditioned at dawn with a sparkle and spin,
Did a monologue from Tangled — felt like I’d win.
Disney dude named Mr. House said,
“You’ve got spirit! You're bringin' the heat!”
Then handed me a contract and two big feet.

I said, “Wait! I'm not a guy, Mr. House!"
I'm wanna be a princess, not a mouse!"
But a job is a job, so I gave it a shot,
Next day I was sweatin’ as a mouse mascot.

[Chorus- Beat drops into trap rhythm]
I wanted to be a Disney princess,
like Snow White, Moana, or Jasmine
Yes? was I obsessed? YES! I must confess!
I wanted hair like Ariel's so red...
But ended up with a mouse head...
instead.

I said, “Rapunzel,” they said, “that's kinda tricky…”
Now I’m sweatin’ in the sun dressed up as Mickey.

oh no....

[bridge]
I wanted to be a Disney princess,
Even tinkerbell woulda been ok, I guess
I tried to smile but my vision was blurry,
Then a kid screamed...
“Mickey’s a GIRL!"
(Oh nooooo!!!)
I was shuffled away in a hurry!

My blonde hair was sticking out of mickey's head!
"Oh boy, I knew I was dead."
I was fired by noon, had to give back the tail
Left the magic kingdom as a huge fail...

[sad]
oh nooo....
nooooo....

[Bridge 2 – Slower, autotuned emotional rap-sing]
I cried in my car...
but I couldn't "Let It Go,"
Covered in glitter...smelling like a churro...
But you can’t keep a princess down for long...
Out of sorrow...came a brand new song....

I hacked the WiFi at the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique,
Made my own app: “Rent-a-Royal” HAH! sleek and chic.
smothered the net with ads all over the place
got everyone to see my princess face
Job requests came and I was ready!
5 star Yelp reviews?! O-M-G!
slow but steady!

Eventually, job offers came from all over
I had to buy a huge range rover!
now I freelance princess at so many birthday gigs,
With a throne, a mic, and a fleet of princess wigs!

[scat]

[Final Chorus – triumphant, upbeat]
Now I am a Disney princess (that's lit!)
With a Venmo, tiara, and go-get-em grit.
Kids don’t care if it’s “officially licensed,”
I show up, sing magical tunes...
and throw glitter like lightning.

Kicked out of the magic kingdom, I made my switch,
Went from sidekick mouse to glitter-glam witch.
Started from the castle, fell down the pit —
But now I'm the princess… of hustle and wit. 💅✨

haha
you know it!

[scat]

[end]

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Created for the StorytellerZ Mini-Event [Once Upon a Song] by Tunzuu (https://suno.com/@tunzuu) Where you turn yourself into a Disney-princess 😎 Everyone can participate. Just create a song, tell your unique story and make sure to tag [Once Upon a Song] in your title. Comment here if you create a song: https://suno.com/song/c4b29f84-f6c7-4a1c-9c21-c9b8304908dc Playlist: https://suno.com/playlist/94af20e8-cd4f-4f3d-921f-b73da64eab75 --------------------------------------------------------------- [Verse 1 – Soft piano intro, celestra, dreamy, earnest tone] When I was just a girl... with my hair all in curls... I wanted to be Cinderella... I didn't like mozzarella... I was scared of Cruella... had no interest in Coachella... I walked in the rain without an umbrella dreaming.... dreaming.... [cinematic swells and orchestration] I grew up watchin' Mulan fightin’ with pride, Elsa with frozen powers inside. Ariel singin’ her heart out on shore, Belle reading a book wanting so much more. I’d twirl in my mirror, crown made of tin, longing to be a princess with a ginormous grin, Mama said, “Dream big, girl, reach for the sky,” So I auditioned at Disneyland to be a princess 9 to 5! [instrumental] ohhh....yeah... [scat] [Comedic twist begins] Auditioned at dawn with a sparkle and spin, Did a monologue from Tangled — felt like I’d win. Disney dude named Mr. House said, “You’ve got spirit! You're bringin' the heat!” Then handed me a contract and two big feet. I said, “Wait! I'm not a guy, Mr. House!" I'm wanna be a princess, not a mouse!" But a job is a job, so I gave it a shot, Next day I was sweatin’ as a mouse mascot. [Chorus- Beat drops into trap rhythm] I wanted to be a Disney princess, like Snow White, Moana, or Jasmine Yes? was I obsessed? YES! I must confess! I wanted hair like Ariel's so red... But ended up with a mouse head... instead. I said, “Rapunzel,” they said, “that's kinda tricky…” Now I’m sweatin’ in the sun dressed up as Mickey. oh no.... [bridge] I wanted to be a Disney princess, Even tinkerbell woulda been ok, I guess I tried to smile but my vision was blurry, Then a kid screamed... “Mickey’s a GIRL!" (Oh nooooo!!!) I was shuffled away in a hurry! My blonde hair was sticking out of mickey's head! "Oh boy, I knew I was dead." I was fired by noon, had to give back the tail Left the magic kingdom as a huge fail... [sad] oh nooo.... nooooo.... [Bridge 2 – Slower, autotuned emotional rap-sing] I cried in my car... but I couldn't "Let It Go," Covered in glitter...smelling like a churro... But you can’t keep a princess down for long... Out of sorrow...came a brand new song.... I hacked the WiFi at the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique, Made my own app: “Rent-a-Royal” HAH! sleek and chic. smothered the net with ads all over the place got everyone to see my princess face Job requests came and I was ready! 5 star Yelp reviews?! O-M-G! slow but steady! Eventually, job offers came from all over I had to buy a huge range rover! now I freelance princess at so many birthday gigs, With a throne, a mic, and a fleet of princess wigs! [scat] [Final Chorus – triumphant, upbeat] Now I am a Disney princess (that's lit!) With a Venmo, tiara, and go-get-em grit. Kids don’t care if it’s “officially licensed,” I show up, sing magical tunes... and throw glitter like lightning. Kicked out of the magic kingdom, I made my switch, Went from sidekick mouse to glitter-glam witch. Started from the castle, fell down the pit — But now I'm the princess… of hustle and wit. 💅✨ haha you know it! [scat] [end]

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