[Pre-Chorus] Rising like a blood moon Casting shadows like a headstone Throbbing like a heart in distress what a mess It's not even october and yet here it is It's my scary monster throbbing spooky penis [Chorus] Ghosts and ghouls beware Guard your spooky bits with care Halloween is done but the dangers not gone I have a spooky penis time to have fun [Verse 1] I have a spooky penis It cares not for the season I do not need a reason To use my holy water lube and rub up on some ghost boob [Chorus] Ghosts and ghouls beware Guard your spooky bits with care Halloween is done but the dangers not gone I have a spooky penis time to have fun [Verse 2] Move over van helsing It's my turn to slay the beast move over step aside lemme ride Imma make this werewolf into a werebride I'll show you how to cast turn undead and get a dullahan to give you head how to get a goblin to start goblin your nuts And how to get thicc ghosts to manifest their butts [Chorus] Ghosts and ghouls beware Guard your spooky bits with care Halloween is done but the dangers not gone I have a spooky penis time to have fun [Verse 3] I admit It's past october that said- dat ghost ass! bend over. Love craft? More like love ass. im not scared im no wussy Cthulu can spread them tentacles and gimme dat Monstussy [Chorus] Ghosts and ghouls beware Guard your spooky bits with care Halloween is done but the dangers not gone I have a spooky penis time to have fun [Verse 4] Vampires are known for sucking but did you know That while they sometimes bite they also blow? [Final Chorus] I had a spooky penis was like a second halloween Except less candy and more of my peen. The monsters were layed instead of slayed The moans in the crypts werent just from the undead The ghosts were the ones haunted instead and the vampires left their coffins to sleep in my bed
