Stereotypical Castle Traveling in the UK

[Intro] Oi, grab your maps and pack your bags, We’re off to see the castles, no time to lag! [Verse 1] Up to Edinburgh, where the wind does blow, Lost me hat at the top, oh no! Had a cuppa in the dungeons, what a fright, But the ghost said, “Cheers, mate, you’ll be alright!” [Chorus] We’re travelin’ round the castles, from Dover to the Tay, Munchin’ on crumpets, sippin’ tea all day, With a royal wave and a cheeky grin, We’re livin’ like kings, where do I begin? [Verse 2] Next stop’s Windsor, the Queen’s ol’ pad, But I got lost in the gardens—blimey, that was bad! Took a wrong turn, ended up in a hedge, Some bloke said, “Mate, you’re off the edge!” [Chorus] We’re travelin’ round the castles, from Dover to the Tay, Munchin’ on crumpets, sippin’ tea all day, With a royal wave and a cheeky grin, We’re livin’ like kings, where do I begin? [Instrumental Break] [Verse 3] Down to Cardiff, where the dragons might be, But all I found was a sheep and a cup of tea, Strolled through the halls like I owned the joint, But got stuck in the loo—well, that’s the point! [Bridge] Now we’re off to Warwick, what a sight to see, But the tour guide says, “Keep off the debris!” I tripped on a stone, landed on me bum, Alright mate, we're moving on [Instrumental Break] [Verse 4] Next was Dover, where the cliffs are white, Tried to take a selfie, but got a fright, Dropped me phone in the moat, what a splash, Now the fishes are famous—ain’t that a dash! [Chorus] We’re travelin’ round the castles, from Dover to the Tay (From Dover to the Tay), Munchin’ on crumpets, sippin’ tea all day (all day), With a royal wave and a cheeky grin (cheeky grin), We’re livin’ like kings, where do I begin (where do I begin)? [Outro] That's all mate! Cheers!