Database of Shadows

[Verse] In the realm of data I hold the key A SQL DBA Unleashed and free I crush the queries With a vengeful might My code is brutal It's a deadly fight I optimize tables I index with rage No query can escape my deadly gaze I monitor the servers With an iron hand The database trembles At my command [Verse 2] I'm the ruler of tables With an iron fist No deadlock can resist My wicked twist I lock and unlock With a thunderous roar The database fears me Forevermore