[Verse 1] I'm against the people I'm a Malthusian I'm in the Club of Rome I'm a misanthrope I'm miserable I hate everything I'm against the people I'm anti-folk I'm a solipsist I'm a hermit I'm a hoarder I'm exclusive You are excluded from my exclusion Please come in and make yourself at home (Mwah-ha-ha) I'm against the people I'm anti-folk I'm against the people I'm anti-folk I only eat Egg-white omelettes 'Cause I'm anti-yolk I'm even anti- James K. Polk I'm against the people I'm against church steeples I'm against golden arches I'm against meat The people should be eating bugs and meat grown in laboratories But I'm anti-cow They're not sacred to me They fart too much, so much And it's making the planet hotter I'm against the people I'm anti-folk I'm a pessimist, pessimist I'm Realpolitik I am Realpolitik I am Real I am Realpolitik I'm pro-war Pro-plague Pro-famine I'm against the people I'm anti-folk I make computer software I like communism and socialism But I hate Marx and Engels because they dared criticize my hero Thomas Malthus I like Vladimir Lenin I like Stalin even more Mao Zedong was really good But Lenin and Mao cared too much about people I'm against the people I'm anti-folk It's my genre I'm anti-folk It's my ethos I'm anti-folk It's my worldview I'm against the people If you're a person, I don't like you I don't like any animals I don't like plants either Minerals are no better But people are the worst Non-human animals and plants are marginally-better Minerals are better than people I like gold London Good Delivery bars I'm a big fan of Auric Goldfinger I like the villains Unfortunately, villains are people too and I hate people But at least they are bad people And I respect that Because I'm against the people I'm anti-folk
