[Intro] Oi Yeah Who invited this lot? Nah, this is cooked [Verse 1] Walked in the party and the floor was already sticky Bloke in the kitchen yelling, “Who stole my chippies?” Girl by the speaker said she only likes techno Then screamed every lyric when the bassline let go Old mate’s in the corner trying to flirt with a lamp Said she’s got good energy and a beautiful stance Someone’s uncle showed up in a hi-vis vest Now he’s two-stepping hard with a beer on his chest [Pre-Drop] Oi Hold up What’s he doing? Nah nah nah Look at this guy Three Two One [Drop] WUB WUB Party’s gone feral WUB WUB Someone lost a sandal WUB WUB Kitchen’s on fire WUB WUB Turn that higher [Verse 2] Couch got claimed by a bloke named Steve Been asleep since nine with sauce on his sleeve Dog ran through with a sausage roll Now half the backyard’s lost control Someone’s mum walked in like “keep it down” Then did one shot and stole the crown DJ hit rewind for the seventh time Same four bars but we still lost our minds [Pre-Drop 2] Oi Who’s on the decks? Nah, that’s not a DJ That’s my cousin Run it Run it Run it [Final Drop] WUB WUB Shoes in the oven WUB WUB Nana’s still shuffling WUB WUB Bass too heavy WUB WUB Nobody’s ready [Outro] Party’s done House is wrecked Steve’s still asleep And someone married the lamp
