[[Intro]] (Heh-heh-heh… yeah…) (Weepin' in da lab, look) (Dey growin' in da dark!-my-my-my Myco swag in da lab) [[Verse 1]] Deep in da cellar wit a bio-lu-mi-NES-ent grin, (Heh!) Petri dish piñatas, LET DA FUN GUY BEGIN. (Spore drop!) I bred a greedy spore like a heat driven hound, (Yeah!) Frankenshrooms arisin' off da ay-garr it was bound! (Gasp) Is dis a contamination? —oops, my mistake. (Childish giggle) see dis marsh mallow brick? Well— dat’s a special kinda cake— (mmm cake!) Dat’ll make yo moms run out and pray— (PRAY!) Den go ask for some more, y'all get lost in da fray! (Talk to me!) [[Pre-Chorus]] Hear dat hum? Dat’s da MY-see-lee-um screamin! (Throat click) Parasitic, colonized, a sub-cortical dreamin! (Uh-huh!) Da path is set now, limbs are growin mold, Laughing at my skin... (sparkly fungal gold!) (Ooh– its cheesy!) gums bleeding raw like a HY-nell-um PEK-ee-eye, Spittin' toxic spores dat spread dat nasty pink eye! (Yuck!) Got a tooth in da substrate an it be oozin bloody red, (BLEED it out!!) Culturing da horrors till its all spent and bled! (AY!) (repeat after me) suh-NESS-ence!! Crimson gut-TAY-shun, a pressure droppin flood, (Splash!) Feedin da spawn on dat anti-co-agg-u-lay-ted blood! (Grrraaa!) [[Chorus]] Mad Mycologist! Spore-choked and reckless! (infectious!) I made 'em weird, I made 'em move! (I did dat!) Frankenshrooms, baby, Frankenshrooms— (Yeah!) One liddle bite and your ego goes WOOOoooooo (Maniacal laugh) Behold in da mold, a penicillin for ya cooch! (Oh, Lord!) Swag Mycologist, what you gonna do? (Huh?) Spore by spore, I’m callin’ for da swarms, (hurry up!) swag Mycologist, gotta spawn it while it's warm. (can I touch it!) [[Verse 2]] A parasitic takeover, vegetative growth, (Bind it!) Bind da mind together in a kye-MEER-ah host. (KYE-MEER-AH!) A lab coat lunatic wit a unhinged flare, (That's me!) Spittin' savage spells to da spawn—who cares! (Ooh me, me, ME!!) Got a am-a-NEE-ta wand poppin death caps like a dare! (Gasp!) (BIPPITY BOPPITY BO-LEE-tus DEE-LEET-tus!!!!) (BO-LEE-tus DEE-LEET-tus) Talk all you want, but my spores help me think (wink-wink!) Turn a lil trip into “OH FUCK” in a blink. (Gotcha!) Fun-gas-idle MAY-nee-ack fusion protoplast cell! Flyin' to da moon on dis pan-EE-oh-less spell. (it rhymes wit panty-ho–less!) Da cap is explosive, spores eruptin' free, uh-NAS-tuh-MOH-sis network, mycelial tree! (Connect!) [[Bridge]] SHHHH… now listen close. (He-he...) Can ya hear da magic growin? Not a curse, not a joke, It's dat SY-lo-sin flowin. (Flow-ride-HA...) Fusing circuits on a gill, under da caps, (Piercing melodic scream) Made da whole damn lab go OFF FUCKIN TAP!!!! (Yeah!) (Frantic gasp) ...den a wicked little grin… NOW DA MY-SEE-LEE-UM IS COLONISED WITHIN! (It's in me!) my-seel-leee-EYED! fun-geee-EYED! shroom-eeef-EYED! (Go!) Stitchin' a STYPE to a mutated PY-lee-us! Fixing da focus off my toxic my-SEE-nas! (Watch out!) Gettin high in da lab, nothin left to lose, Nuttin' on da fal-us in-dew-see-ah-toos (WOO!) Im'a biochemical BEAST splicin da filth, Culturing my fungus for spiritual health! (Health!) [[Chorus]] swag Mycologist! Spore-choked and reckless! (infectious!) I made 'em weird, I made 'em move! (Move!) Frankenshroom, baby, FRANKENSHROOM — (big–big‐BIG BADDA BOOM!!!) One lil bite an yo ego skippin' through, Experience da fungi, let em do what dey do (Let 'em!) swag Mycologist, what you gonna do? (HUH?) Spore by spore, I’m callin’ in da crew, swag Mycologist, what you gonna do?! (HUH!!) [[Outro]] Ha-ha-ha-ha… let da madness flow… (Gasp) Da spores are coming in-dere's nowhere you can go!!!! (Nowhere!) (High-pitched unhinged laughter) (Fade out)
