BILL: So you have come before me today To hear the words that I must say For I am the leader, the ruler supreme I control it all, or so it may seem You'll follow my orders, you'll bow to my rules I'm the king of this place, you're nothing but fools For I am the man, the master of all You'll do as I say or watch as you fall Hold on, stop, stop, stop, I can't do that! KAREN: What's wrong now, Bill? BILL: It's the music, it's making me sing this wrong KAREN: What's wrong with the music? I've been playing it all along BILL: Your playing it wrong, it doesn't sound the same On my MP3 player, it's not this lame KAREN: Quit complaining, it's written this way I'm playing the sheet music, that's all I'll say BILL: Well, you need to play the version I found online, it's better than this, it's simply divine ROY: Just to clarify, in this role or another, we're using the score, there's no need to bother Now carry on, Bill, stick to the plan, let's finish your audition if you can BILL: Ahem! So anyway, as I was saying My power is vast, I'll crush all my foes, their reigns won't last For I am the master, the master of this land With wealth and glory, I'll make my stand ROY: Okay, thanks, Bill, we'll be in contact What the hell was that? And now I see he's auditioning for a teenage girl This is ridiculous Bill, no, you can't go for that role as well, we've seen enough, thank you KAREN: Thank goodness that's over, that was painful for my ears [Instrumental]
