[Verse 1] There they are, blocking traffic again Messing up the city streets like it’s their trend Cars backed up for miles, people losing hope While Chad hits a hair flip in the middle of the road Orange cones? Nah, just a cameraman Doing slow-mo spins like it’s part of the plan Some guy’s late for work, yelling out the window “Hey! I got bills!”—but they’re filming in crescendo [Pre-Chorus] Is it chaos? Is it protest? Is it something politically grand? No signs, no chants, no master plan— Chorus No, it’s the local boys’ music group again! Shutting down the highway for their feelings, my friend Singing ‘bout love while we’re stuck in a jam Auto-tuned heartbreak at a full traffic standstill, man! How many bridges, how many roads Must they block for their sappy episodes? If love is pain, then we understand— We’ve been stuck behind them for an hour and a half, man! [Verse 2] Helicopter shot on a busy overpass While Kevin blows kisses at a gridlocked mass Backup dancers weaving through a line of trucks One guy spills coffee yelling, “I don’t give a—” cut! Director’s screaming, “We need more emotion!” Meanwhile nobody’s moving, it’s a parking lot ocean They’re crying in the rain with a wind machine blast But the only real tears are from drivers outclassed [Pre-Chorus] Sirens in the distance, tension in the air But they’re harmonizing like nobody’s there— [Chorus] No, it’s the local boys’ music group again! Causing civic chaos for a viral trend Lip-sync heartbreak in the middle of the lane While we contemplate abandoning our cars in the rain How many bridges, how many roads Must they block for their platinum golds? If this is art, then take a stand— Film it in a parking lot like a normal band! Bridge (spoken / rap) “Alright boys, give me drama! Give me tears! Give me… more traffic congestion!” —“Uh, people are honking…” “Perfect. Authentic emotion.” Guy in a Prius: “I just need to turn left!” Boy band: spins in slow motion “Giiiirl, you left me…” [Final Chorus] There they are, blocking traffic again! City’s at a halt for their breakup pretend One more take while the whole world waits For their slow jam single about inconvenient dates How many bridges, how many roads Must they block for their overplayed odes? If love don’t last, at least understand— Neither does patience when you’re stuck behind a boy band! Outro There they go… finally clearing the scene… Wait— …they forgot a drone shot. 🚁
